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Introduce Yourself. / Re: hello from sunny northen ireland
« on: October 29, 2012, 09:23:24 am »
Welcome to the group Michael.
News: Had a couple issues with the forum today. 1/19/2017. I believe I have them corrected now. Let me know if you have any trouble. Thanks.
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General Scroll Saw Talk / Re: Pumpkin Fest Sales OK
« on: October 28, 2012, 10:04:06 pm »
Tony
I think you did great!!!!!! Small town street festivals are tough sells I agree with the work, makes for a long day. Hey has your wife been talking to mine. Seems i have heard the same thing. congrats on a successful show.
I think you did great!!!!!! Small town street festivals are tough sells I agree with the work, makes for a long day. Hey has your wife been talking to mine. Seems i have heard the same thing. congrats on a successful show.
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The Coffee Shop / Halloween Rules for Seniors
« on: October 28, 2012, 07:10:41 pm »
You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:
10. You keep knocking on your own front door.
9. You remove your false teeth to change your appearance.
8. You ask for soft high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag,
and you lose your balance and fall over.
6. People say: 'Great Boris Karloff Mask'
And you're not wearing a mask.
5. When the door opens you yell, 'Trick or...'
And you can't remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night,
you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that doesn't
dislodge your hairpiece.
2. You're the only Power Ranger in the
neighborhood with a walker.
And the number one reason Seniors should not go
Trick Or Treating...
1. You keep having to go home to pee.
10. You keep knocking on your own front door.
9. You remove your false teeth to change your appearance.
8. You ask for soft high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag,
and you lose your balance and fall over.
6. People say: 'Great Boris Karloff Mask'
And you're not wearing a mask.
5. When the door opens you yell, 'Trick or...'
And you can't remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night,
you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that doesn't
dislodge your hairpiece.
2. You're the only Power Ranger in the
neighborhood with a walker.
And the number one reason Seniors should not go
Trick Or Treating...
1. You keep having to go home to pee.
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Brag Forum / Re: dragon this am
« on: October 28, 2012, 04:19:17 pm »
Nice cutting Good looking piece.
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Brag Forum / Re: Oval White Cedar Bowl
« on: October 28, 2012, 04:17:18 pm »
Nice job. Great when you can rescue a nice piece of wood.
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The Coffee Shop / Re: MY feelings about POLITICS!!!
« on: October 28, 2012, 11:40:34 am »
Politicians and diapers should be changed often. And usually for the same reason.
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The Coffee Shop / Re: We need a Real Leader!
« on: October 28, 2012, 08:13:37 am »
Keefie - Trade you even yours for ours.
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Pattern Requests. / Re: Turkey In the Pie
« on: October 26, 2012, 10:02:04 pm »
Thanks for the pattern Al. Anxious to cut it
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Pattern Requests. / Re: Trivets
« on: October 26, 2012, 06:38:11 pm »
Don Thanks for the trivet patterns. The will be fun to cut.
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The Coffee Shop / Re: Late night phone call to the Vet
« on: October 26, 2012, 04:03:19 pm »
LOFHICA
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Brag Forum / Re: Candy Dish
« on: October 26, 2012, 03:59:01 pm »
Nice!!! I like that dish a lot.
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Brag Forum / Re: Santa
« on: October 26, 2012, 01:20:35 pm »
Thats a nice one Keffie. What did you use for the green outside?
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General Scroll Saw Talk / Re: Record Puzzle
« on: October 25, 2012, 07:35:13 pm »
Intresting We see thos vinyl records at yard sales all the time
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Brag Forum / Re: Nativity Set
« on: October 25, 2012, 12:23:25 pm »
Nice job Smitty Bet the 7/8 helps them stand up better too.
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The Coffee Shop / Celebration
« on: October 24, 2012, 10:27:08 pm »
A Husband takes his wife to a disco.
There's a guy on the dance floor
giving it large -
break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works.
the wife turns to her husband and says:
See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and
I turned him down."
Husband says: "Looks like he's still celebrating!!!
There's a guy on the dance floor
giving it large -
break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works.
the wife turns to her husband and says:
See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and
I turned him down."
Husband says: "Looks like he's still celebrating!!!
