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The Coffee Shop / Re: Shhhhhhh
« on: October 20, 2014, 12:41:37 pm »
These jokes are a real gass!! 
Lets get down to business!
An Englishman, an american a scott and a newfie were debating what the fastest thing in the world was.
The Englishman said, " The fastest thing in the world is a thought, You dont do anything and it is in your head instantly"
The American says ' The fastest thing in the world is a blink, you dont even have to think, it just happens automatically".
The Scott said "nooo da fastest thing in the world is electricity, simply flick a switch and the light is on just as you hit the switch"
The Newfie " bys, ya got it all wrong, the fastest ting in da world is diarrhea, dats the fastest ting in the world"
Well the other three asked, "How do you figure that."
The Newfie says, " The udder night I wakes wit a cramp and before I could tink, blink or turn on the light I had it done in me pants"
and that will be my contribution to your day.
Lets get down to business!
An Englishman, an american a scott and a newfie were debating what the fastest thing in the world was.
The Englishman said, " The fastest thing in the world is a thought, You dont do anything and it is in your head instantly"
The American says ' The fastest thing in the world is a blink, you dont even have to think, it just happens automatically".
The Scott said "nooo da fastest thing in the world is electricity, simply flick a switch and the light is on just as you hit the switch"
The Newfie " bys, ya got it all wrong, the fastest ting in da world is diarrhea, dats the fastest ting in the world"
Well the other three asked, "How do you figure that."
The Newfie says, " The udder night I wakes wit a cramp and before I could tink, blink or turn on the light I had it done in me pants"
and that will be my contribution to your day.
