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The Coffee Shop / woman trouble's

« on: September 15, 2010, 03:51:42 am »

Paddy is passing by Mick's hay shed one day when through a gap in the door,
he sees Mick doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red
Massey Ferguson.

Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first
the right welly, followed by the left.

He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move,
lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over
his corduroy trousers .

Grabbing both sides of his checked shirt he rips it apart to reveal his tea
stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat cap on
to a pile of hay.

'What on earth are you doing Mick' says Paddy

'Jeez Paddy, ye frightened the livin bejasus out of me' says an obviously
embarrassed Mick, 'but me and the Missus been having some trouble lately in
the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I do something sexy to
a tractor."

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Brag Forum / my first pattern-traction engine

« on: September 14, 2010, 06:37:29 am »

my first pattern i have done ,and cut out,can only get better

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General Scroll Saw Talk / Re: my first portrait slim dusty

« on: August 11, 2010, 07:00:35 am »

thankyou all for you're comments.now i will try and do some more

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General Scroll Saw Talk / my first portrait slim dusty

« on: August 10, 2010, 07:48:56 am »

this is my first try at a portrait.it is of slim dusty,famous australian country singer.any opinions?

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General Scroll Saw Talk / Re: 3 FREE patterns July 31, 2010

« on: August 01, 2010, 05:47:26 am »

great patterns again charlie,you are an inspiration to all scrollers

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Pattern Requests. / Re: land rover

« on: August 01, 2010, 05:20:30 am »

my try at a landrover,just got to workout best areas to cut out.havent done it before ,so any suggestions greatly appreciated

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The Coffee Shop / frozen chicken

« on: June 17, 2010, 03:03:45 am »

i hope this is in the right place.
a man had this parrot that was always swearing and threatened to put it in the freezer every time it swore.the first time he put it in the freezer for a minute,then took it out,the parrot was cold dut didnt deter it from swearing.the next time he put it in for 2 minutes and the parrot came out covered in ice,shaking with cold and the parrot said he wouldnt do it again.after a week the parrot started swearing again,so he put it in the freezer for 5 minutes,so when he took the parrot out,and thawed him a bit,the parrot said ,you win,i don't know what the chicken did,but it must have been really bad.

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The Coffee Shop / Re: C'mon Folks!!!

« on: June 10, 2010, 07:08:49 am »

hi all.seeing that i have had a laugh,i should try to give something back.-----two females/males [dont want to offend] walk into a bar looking very happy with themselves,walk up to the bar and order some drinks,the barman says you are very happy,what are you celebrating? the two females/males say they are celebrating finishing a jigsaw puzzle that took them six month's to do.wow,the barman say's ,that is a long time to do a jigsaw,yes it is ,it had 2-3 years on the box