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Brag Forum / Re: Custom Horse Puzzle
« on: December 15, 2010, 06:26:35 am »
Nice work, I like it. Thanks for posting. 
News: Had a couple issues with the forum today. 1/19/2017. I believe I have them corrected now. Let me know if you have any trouble. Thanks.
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Brag Forum / Re: Grampa's Skulls cut
« on: December 15, 2010, 06:26:01 am »
Nice work, I like them. Thanks for posting.
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Brag Forum / Re: Hearts & Ribbon Clock
« on: December 15, 2010, 06:25:33 am »
Awesome job, it is beautiful. Thanks for sharing with us. 
5719
The Coffee Shop / Four Fathers!!!
« on: December 14, 2010, 07:52:40 am »
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labour.
The nurse tells the first man, "Congratulations! You're the father of twins!"
"What a coincidence! I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team!"
The nurse returns and tells the second man, "You are the father of triplets!"
"Wow, what a coincidence! I work for 3M Corporation!"
When the nurse tells the third man that his wife has given birth to quadruplets.
"Another coincidence! I work for Four Seasons Hotel!"
At this point, the fourth guy faints. When he comes to, the others ask what's wrong.
"What's wrong?! I work for Seven-Up!"
LOL
The nurse tells the first man, "Congratulations! You're the father of twins!"
"What a coincidence! I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team!"
The nurse returns and tells the second man, "You are the father of triplets!"
"Wow, what a coincidence! I work for 3M Corporation!"
When the nurse tells the third man that his wife has given birth to quadruplets.
"Another coincidence! I work for Four Seasons Hotel!"
At this point, the fourth guy faints. When he comes to, the others ask what's wrong.
"What's wrong?! I work for Seven-Up!"
LOL
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The Coffee Shop / Christmas Shopping!!!
« on: December 14, 2010, 07:50:29 am »
A husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." The husband says "WHAT?"
The wife explains that he must be in tune with her emotional needs as a Woman. The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen that night and he might as well deal with it.
So the next day the husband takes her Christmas shopping at a big department store. He walks around and has her try on three very expensive outfits.
She can't decide. He tells his wife to take all three of them. Then they go over and get matching shoes worth $200 each. And then they go to the Jewellery Department where she gets a set of diamond earrings. The wife is so excited. She thinks her husband has flipped out - but she does not care.
She goes for the tennis bracelet. The husband says, "But you don't even play tennis! Well, OK if you like it then let's get it. You deserve the best for Christmas."
The wife is jumping up and down so excited she cannot even believe what is going on. She says, "I am ready to go, let's go to the cash register." The husband stops and says, "No, honey I don't feel like buying all this stuff now." The wife's face goes blank. "No honey - I just want you to hold this stuff for a while."
The look on her face is indescribable and she is about to explode and the husband says, "You must be in tune with my financial needs as a Man."
The wife explains that he must be in tune with her emotional needs as a Woman. The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen that night and he might as well deal with it.
So the next day the husband takes her Christmas shopping at a big department store. He walks around and has her try on three very expensive outfits.
She can't decide. He tells his wife to take all three of them. Then they go over and get matching shoes worth $200 each. And then they go to the Jewellery Department where she gets a set of diamond earrings. The wife is so excited. She thinks her husband has flipped out - but she does not care.
She goes for the tennis bracelet. The husband says, "But you don't even play tennis! Well, OK if you like it then let's get it. You deserve the best for Christmas."
The wife is jumping up and down so excited she cannot even believe what is going on. She says, "I am ready to go, let's go to the cash register." The husband stops and says, "No, honey I don't feel like buying all this stuff now." The wife's face goes blank. "No honey - I just want you to hold this stuff for a while."
The look on her face is indescribable and she is about to explode and the husband says, "You must be in tune with my financial needs as a Man."
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Brag Forum / Re: Personalized Cross
« on: December 14, 2010, 07:07:38 am »
Awesome job, it is beautiful. Thanks for sharing with us.
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General Scroll Saw Talk / Re: Every workshop should have one
« on: December 14, 2010, 07:02:41 am »
The amazing Mastertool Corporation, ace subsidiary of Fly-By-Night Industries is going to show you the handiest and the dandiest log cutting tool you've ever seen, and don't you want to know how it works!
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Introduce Yourself. / Re: Another newbie from PA - Finally able to register
« on: December 13, 2010, 08:05:08 pm »
Glad you found us. Hi I'm Russ from Florida. Welcome to the Scrollsaw Forum.
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Brag Forum / Re: Christmas Onaments 3D
« on: December 13, 2010, 04:58:30 pm »
Looks like you have been busy. Awesome job, I like them. Thanks for posting.
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Brag Forum / Re: XMas Gifts
« on: December 13, 2010, 12:51:33 pm »
Awesome job. I really like them all. Thanks for posting pictures.
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Brag Forum / Re: Leo and Moose puzzles
« on: December 13, 2010, 12:50:37 pm »
Looks great, nice work. Thanks for sharing.
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Brag Forum / Re: Eagle Scout plaque Personalized
« on: December 13, 2010, 12:50:05 pm »
Nice work, I like it. Thanks for posting.
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Brag Forum / Re: Old Tractor
« on: December 13, 2010, 12:49:30 pm »
Awesome job, I like it. Thanks for posting.
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Introduce Yourself. / Re: Hi From Pennsylvania
« on: December 13, 2010, 10:54:53 am »
Hi I'm Russ from Florida. Welcome to the Scrollsaw Forum.
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The Coffee Shop / Re: Crappy Weather.....
« on: December 13, 2010, 07:55:29 am »
It was cold, windy and rain most of the day Sunday. Monday and Tuesday the coldest yet. Everyone stay safe and warm.
