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The Coffee Shop / Re: A VOTE...
« on: October 31, 2013, 04:44:27 pm »
That is very true.
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Brag Forum / Re: Started Xmas Decorations
« on: October 29, 2013, 07:26:08 pm »They look great Keith. What type of wood did you use?
Marg
Marg, they are just cut out of 4mm birch ply
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The Coffee Shop / a little "Funny" for you
« on: October 29, 2013, 07:35:32 am »
A contractor dies in a car accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself at the Pearly Gates. A brass band is playing, the angels are singing a beautiful hymn, there is a huge crowd cheering and shouting his name, and absolutely everyone wants to shake his hand.
Just when he thinks things can't possibly get any better, Saint Peter himself runs over, apologizes for not greeting him personally at the Pearly Gates, shakes his hand, and says, "Congratulations son, we've been waiting a long time for you."
Totally confused and a little embarrassed, the contractor sheepishly looks at Saint Peter and says "Saint Peter, I tried to lead a God-fearing life, I loved my family, I tried to obey the 10 Commandments, but congratulations for what? I honestly don't remember doing anything really special when I was alive.""Congratulations for what?" says Saint Peter, totally amazed at the man's modesty. "We're celebrating the fact that you lived to be 160 years old! God himself wants to see you!" The contractor is awestruck and can only look at Saint Peter with his mouth wide open. When he regains his power of speech, he looks up at Saint Peter and says "Saint Peter, I lived my life in the eternal hope that when I died I would be judged by God and be found to be worthy, but I only lived to be forty."
"That's simply impossible son," says Saint Peter. "We've added up your time sheets."
Just when he thinks things can't possibly get any better, Saint Peter himself runs over, apologizes for not greeting him personally at the Pearly Gates, shakes his hand, and says, "Congratulations son, we've been waiting a long time for you."
Totally confused and a little embarrassed, the contractor sheepishly looks at Saint Peter and says "Saint Peter, I tried to lead a God-fearing life, I loved my family, I tried to obey the 10 Commandments, but congratulations for what? I honestly don't remember doing anything really special when I was alive.""Congratulations for what?" says Saint Peter, totally amazed at the man's modesty. "We're celebrating the fact that you lived to be 160 years old! God himself wants to see you!" The contractor is awestruck and can only look at Saint Peter with his mouth wide open. When he regains his power of speech, he looks up at Saint Peter and says "Saint Peter, I lived my life in the eternal hope that when I died I would be judged by God and be found to be worthy, but I only lived to be forty."
"That's simply impossible son," says Saint Peter. "We've added up your time sheets."
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The Coffee Shop / Re: Halloween is coming
« on: October 29, 2013, 07:33:51 am »Hi Keefie, my Missus doesn't bother with toothpicks, she just puts in real spiders. Luckily spiders don't have bones in them.
Rob Roy.
At least that way Rob everyboby can have a leg!!!
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Brag Forum / Re: Started Xmas Decorations
« on: October 27, 2013, 02:08:12 pm »Nicely done! What font did you use for the names?Dunk, I used Cooper Black for the font
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Brag Forum / Re: Wedding table centerpiece
« on: October 27, 2013, 02:00:52 pm »
they look fantastic, awesome work
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Brag Forum / Re: snowballs for sale
« on: October 27, 2013, 05:44:15 am »
It looks great, I bet that'll sell well at your next sale.
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The Coffee Shop / Rob Roy's flip flops
« on: October 26, 2013, 07:15:02 pm »
I found a pair of Rob's flip flops - I think he discarded these in favour of the Scotch ones!!!!!
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Brag Forum / Re: Started Xmas Decorations
« on: October 25, 2013, 04:51:49 pm »
Merlin, it's all one piece, just stained the leaves and the berries.
EIEIO, it's not my pattern so I cant post it here sorry.
EIEIO, it's not my pattern so I cant post it here sorry.
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Brag Forum / Re: Witch Splat
« on: October 25, 2013, 04:50:21 pm »
Love the pattern Russ, I have seen one with a witch flying onto a lamp post, but not into a wall, love it.
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The Coffee Shop / Halloween is coming
« on: October 25, 2013, 11:32:58 am »
With Halloween here soon I saw this picture and thought I would share it with you
Keefie
Keefie
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Brag Forum / Started Xmas Decorations
« on: October 25, 2013, 11:08:38 am »
Well I started my Christmas Decorations and made these 2 today. They are for my 2 Grandaughters in Ireland, I have got 3 more to make for my grandkids in London, then I have orders for another 5 after that.
Keefie.
Keefie.
