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The Coffee Shop / Burglar

« on: September 30, 2013, 09:23:56 pm »

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who broke into his house the night before.

"You'll get your chance in court". said the Desk Sergeant.

"No, no, no!" said the man.  "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife.  I've been trying to do that for years!"

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The Coffee Shop / Dangers of Drinking

« on: September 29, 2013, 09:05:32 pm »

I just read an article on The Dangers of Drinking......

Scared the heck out of me.  So that's it !!

After today, NO MORE READING.

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The Coffee Shop / Very Interesting Stats

« on: September 29, 2013, 08:30:55 pm »

  http://www.poodwaddle.com/worldclock.swf

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The Coffee Shop / A Tattoo

« on: September 28, 2013, 10:55:35 pm »

SKIP THE FIRST JUNK AND SCROLL TO THE LAST PICTURE OF A TATTOO


http://lefunny.net/awesome-pictures/page/24/

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The Coffee Shop / Cold in here

« on: September 27, 2013, 03:15:53 pm »

Little Boy;  "Dad, it's cold in here.

Dad; "Go stand in the corner".

Boy; "Why"?

Dad; "Because the corner is 90 degrees"

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The Coffee Shop / Re: Budweiser Commercial

« on: September 27, 2013, 02:47:49 pm »

Hi Marg,

A Tiny bit sexist ??   I thought was more like "A whole lot", that being said, I thought it was funny (In a guy sort of way).  I CERTAINLY don't want to offend any of you nice Ladies !!
jerry
Iowa

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The Coffee Shop / I'm a morning person

« on: September 26, 2013, 10:38:09 pm »

You may find this hard to believe, but deep down I'm really a morning person.  No really, deep, deep down.  Like the bottom of my 5th cup of coffee.

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The Coffee Shop / Budweiser Commercial

« on: September 26, 2013, 11:56:26 am »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77tKh06NRt8

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The Coffee Shop / Your next project

« on: September 25, 2013, 12:26:09 pm »

http://www.wimp.com/toothfairy/      4:13 minute video

Before watching this, I thought it was scrollers that had too much time on their hands.

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The Coffee Shop / A Romantic Evening

« on: September 24, 2013, 12:26:53 pm »

A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quite, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared. She said, "For being an exemplary couple & for loving each other all this time, I will grant you each a wish." The wife answered, "I want to travel around the world with my darling husband." The fairy waved her magic wand and-poof, 2 tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands. The husband thought for a moment: "Well this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me." The wife & fairy were deepply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.! Poof!.. the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of the story: Men who are ungratful bastards should remember that fairies are female.....

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The Coffee Shop / The old and the new

« on: September 23, 2013, 06:47:47 pm »

A guy said to his girlfriend, "Sweetheart, would you bring me a newspaper"?
The gal rolled her eyes and said, "You are SO old fashioned.  Here, use my IPhone".



The spider never knew what hit him.

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The Coffee Shop / Finally, an instructional video you can use

« on: September 23, 2013, 06:44:32 pm »

 http://youtu.be/uoAmVKICkoU

No need to thank me.  Just trying to be helpful.

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The Coffee Shop / Re: Chevy Trucks

« on: September 23, 2013, 10:47:37 am »

When a young guy sees a good looking gal wearing a tight leather outfit, do you know why his hands start to perspire, his heart beats a little faster and his knees start to feel weak?

It's because she smells like a new truck.

jerry
Iowa

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The Coffee Shop / Re: Chevy Trucks

« on: September 22, 2013, 08:57:34 pm »

Do you also remember;

"Friends don't let friends drive Fords"?

jerry
Iowa

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The Coffee Shop / Chevy Trucks

« on: September 22, 2013, 03:00:17 pm »

95% of all Chevy trucks that were ever built are still on the road.




The rest made it home.