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The Coffee Shop / Re: Voices

« on: October 29, 2013, 06:39:45 pm »

Hi Roger,

In the early stages of being senile, you start to ask yourself questions out loud. As it progresses (read ME), you start to answer them. My personal obsveration is that darn few of my answers are correct.

jerry

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The Coffee Shop / Fake e-mail we received

« on: October 28, 2013, 10:21:15 pm »

Our electricity was off this weekend & I could not use my computer, so could not use e-mail nor play any games as usual. I could not use the internet or charge my cell phone, so was completely cut off from the world.

My remote would not turn on the TV to watch sports, movies or series programs. To add insult to injury, the play station was also dormant.

The weather was inclement with torrential rain and gale-force wind, so I could not play golf, go fishing, or as a last resort, even work in the garden.

So, in desperation, to prevent withdrawal symptoms, I chatted with my wife for quite a few hours.

She seems quite a decent sort, actually !!

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The Coffee Shop / Artist using cans of spray paint

« on: October 28, 2013, 12:52:40 pm »

This video is 6:30 minutes long, but well worth your time to watch it.

http://www.wimp.com/sprayart/

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The Coffee Shop / Announcement

« on: October 27, 2013, 09:53:33 pm »

Ever since my girlfriend got pregnant, things have changed.

My name, my address, my phone number.

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The Coffee Shop / Re: One more thing for you folks to wear when you're scrollin

« on: October 24, 2013, 06:33:37 pm »

Hi Gabby,

One quick question. Who is this "Roses" gal you refered to, is it anyone I know ??

jerry

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The Coffee Shop / One more thing for you folks to wear when you're scrollin

« on: October 23, 2013, 09:56:53 pm »

http://magazine.foxnews.com/at-home/new-sheddies-underwear-neutralizes-flatulence-odor-it-clears-room?intcmp=HPBucket

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The Coffee Shop / Ok Ladies, this should settle it once and for all

« on: October 21, 2013, 09:21:03 pm »

http://now.msn.com/mens-happiness-dependent-on-getting-together-with-pals-oxford-study-finds

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The Coffee Shop / The difference between Men & Women

« on: October 21, 2013, 05:52:25 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4gHB3QO6pc

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The Coffee Shop / Strange Laws still on the books in the U.S.A

« on: October 20, 2013, 10:10:57 pm »

http://now.msn.com/upcounsel-rounds-up-the-strangest-laws-still-on-the-books-in-the-us

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The Coffee Shop / What's Next ??

« on: October 19, 2013, 10:11:36 pm »

http://www.mnn.com/green-tech/gadgets-electronics/blogs/beware-your-chocolate-chip-cookie-is-spying-on-you?hpt=hp_bn18

Does this mean that it's just a matter of time before some of us weird old guys will have to stop feeling the garments in the womens lingerie store ??

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The Coffee Shop / Mr. Swartz

« on: October 19, 2013, 09:39:11 pm »

Mr. Swartz is on his deathbed.
He's with his nurse, wife, daughter & 2 sons. He knows the end is near, so he says to them:
"Bernie, I want you to take the Beverly Hills houses."
"Sybil, take the apartments over in Los Angles Plaza."
"Hymie, I want you to take the offices over in City Center."
"Sarah, my loving wife, please take all the residential buildings downtown."

The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as he slips away, she says to the wife "Mrs. Swartz, your husband must have been such a hard working man to have accumulated so much property."

Sara replied, "Property?...The schmuck had a newspaper route."