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The Coffee Shop / "WHAT IS THE CORRECT ANSWER?"
« on: December 13, 2012, 10:01:08 pm »

You are driving down the road in your caron a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus:

1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.

2. An old friend who once saved your life.

3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car?  Think before you continue reading.


This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job
application. You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and
thus you should save her first.  Or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.


YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS.....................

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants)
had no trouble coming up with his answer.  He simply answered: 'I would
give the car keys to my old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital.  I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams.'
Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations.
Never forget to 'Think Outside of the Box.'
HOWEVER....,  The correct answer is to run the old lady over and put her out of her misery because  health care won't pay for her hospital visit anyway, have sex with the perfect partner on the hood of the car, then drive off with the old friend for a few beers.

 I just love happy endings!


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Brag Forum / Re: little something for my other half.
« on: December 13, 2012, 09:25:10 pm »
Nice piece  I grabbed Keith's pattern and hope to cut one for the wife next week.  What is meranti plywood?   Thats a new one to me.

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The Coffee Shop / Re: Blond MEN jokes
« on: December 13, 2012, 06:50:14 pm »
Rob  I think you went out with Spiderman

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Brag Forum / Re: My Ornament
« on: December 13, 2012, 06:39:56 pm »
Nice job Dustin Pretty wood too  Thanks for letting us have a look

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I too keep a jar of the m in MS but these two cans  the nozzle was not the problem. Brand new can removed the nozzle  and it would not work on the half used can but worked fine on the new can at least until it was half gone  :( :( :(

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Many times I just want one pattern and I agree that labels would be far to costly. I also use Super 77 and the last can I bought at Walmart was $9.99.  I tried the elmers a good while back and both times the can clogged at about half.  I tried the new nozzle on the first can but it still would not spray. After paying for 2 cans and getting to use 1, that also was too costly

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The Coffee Shop / Re: My secret Santa ornamet.
« on: December 12, 2012, 10:47:54 am »
Chel  I liked the pattern so much I looked for it and found it in the Holiday 2012 issue of Scrollsaw Woodworking & Crafts Magazine

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The Coffee Shop / Christmas Golf
« on: December 12, 2012, 08:43:24 am »
Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round.

His buddies all chimed in and said, ?Let?s do it!   We?ll make it a priority, figure out a way and meet here early Christmas morning.? 
Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf course.   The first guy says, ?Boy this game cost me a fortune!   I bought my wife such a diamond ring that she can?t take her eyes off it.?
The second guy says, ?I spent a ton, too.   My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her.   She was up to her eyeballs in brochures.?

The third guy says ?Well my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading the manual.?

They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them like they have lost their minds.   ?I can?t believe you all went to such expense for this golf game.   I slapped my wife on the butt and said, "Well babe, Merry Christmas!   It?s a great morning for sex or golf."   And she said, ?Take a sweater.?








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The Coffee Shop / DRIVER'S LICENSE
« on: December 12, 2012, 08:38:53 am »


A man was sitting on the lawn sunning and reading when he was startled by a late model car crashing through a hedge and coming to rest on his lawn.

He helped the elderly driver out and sat him down on a lawn chair. "My goodness" he exclaimed, "you are quite old to be driving!"

"Yes" the old gentleman replied, "In fact, I'm old enough that I don't need a license anymore."

"I've never heard of such a thing!" said the man.

"Me neither," said the old timer, "But the last time I went to my doctor, he examined me, and asked if I had a drivers license. I told him yes and he asked to see it. Then he took a pair of scissors out of a drawer, cut the license into pieces, and threw them in the wastebasket."

"You won't be needing this anymore," he said.

"So I thanked him and left."
Don't you just love seniors!
 


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The Coffee Shop / Re: ornaments
« on: December 12, 2012, 08:31:56 am »
Nice set of ornaments  I think I am partial to the cross. 

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General Scroll Saw Talk / Re: bad saw bad
« on: December 11, 2012, 10:42:34 pm »
I hear yo King   I still do not know how I had time to do anything when i was working 40+ hours a week 

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Pattern Requests. / Re: Christmas Stocking Ornament
« on: December 11, 2012, 01:39:27 pm »
Thats a good one Rus   Snagged a copy   Thanks!!!!!

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The Coffee Shop / My secret Santa ornamet.
« on: December 11, 2012, 08:01:02 am »
From Joe Hall  Thank you Joe.  The angle is well  cut and the wood is really beautiful.  I asked Joe what the wood is but he did not know.  He was given a box  with numerous pieces  and he used one. What ever it is, tis' nice  Thanks again Joe.

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General Scroll Saw Talk / Re: bad saw bad
« on: December 10, 2012, 10:13:40 pm »
Well King lets get to sawing sawing!!!!!  Alt that thinking you did made me tired!

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The Coffee Shop / Re: Christmas tree bargain
« on: December 10, 2012, 06:39:33 pm »
Rob   At 9.91 a gallon it would stay where it is!     But I have a solution for you   Carry your wife and when you get to the tree of choice do something dumb  ( which is not hard from most of us guys) and let her tongue fell the tree.  The highest price I  personally have paid for gasoline is $4.75.  That was in California a couple of years back Right now ours is $ 3.06

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