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The Coffee Shop / Interesting video
« on: November 06, 2013, 08:36:33 pm »

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The Coffee Shop / What Women Want
« on: November 06, 2013, 07:50:35 pm »
I know what women want.............
They want you to drag them into the bedroom,
throw them on the bed and do dirty..............
 ???

 ???

 ???

Dishes while they take a nap !!

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The Coffee Shop / Women are Crazy
« on: November 05, 2013, 09:23:48 pm »
Women are Crazy.

Men are Stupid.

The reason women are crazy is because men are stupid.

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The Coffee Shop / I needed a tow truck today
« on: November 03, 2013, 09:21:23 pm »

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The Coffee Shop / Wife said...........
« on: November 03, 2013, 08:48:38 pm »
Wife said;  "Watcha doing today?"

I said; "Nothing."

She said, "You did that yesterday."

I said; "I wasn't finished."

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The Coffee Shop / Texting & Driving
« on: October 31, 2013, 10:11:30 pm »
http://now.msn.com/daisy-cowit-driver-accused-of-texting-after-hitting-cow-herd

And on her windshield, Daisy had Cow S _ _ _     ;D   ;D                     

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The Coffee Shop / IF you're Happy
« on: October 31, 2013, 11:41:05 am »
If you're happy, and you know it.

SHARE YOUR MEDS !!

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So I came back drunk.

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The Coffee Shop / My girlfriend left a note on the fridge
« on: October 30, 2013, 09:30:47 pm »
"It's not working.  I can't take it anymore.  I'm moving back in with Mom."

I opened the fridge.
The light came on.
The beer was cold......
What the h _ _ _  is she talking about?    ???   

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The Coffee Shop / Re: Artist using cans of spray paint
« on: October 30, 2013, 11:06:21 am »
Hi Marg. 

Go to "You Tube".  Type "Tutorial paint landscape with spray cans".  OR "Spray paint art"

Hope this helps.  They are fun to watch.

jerry


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The Coffee Shop / Understanding Women
« on: October 29, 2013, 10:27:58 pm »
There is only one guy in the world able to understand and accept a woman with all her defects.

A modest boy by the name of Jack Daniels.

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The Coffee Shop / Re: Voices
« on: October 29, 2013, 10:24:34 pm »
OK Roger,

As a pair, we are in deep do - do.

jerry

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