46
The Coffee Shop / Re: I have a Question
« on: October 13, 2013, 09:59:48 pm »
Women marry a man hoping to change him. Men marry a woman hoping she never changes.
News: Had a couple issues with the forum today. 1/19/2017. I believe I have them corrected now. Let me know if you have any trouble. Thanks.
Show Posts
This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.
47
The Coffee Shop / GOD'S HUMOR
« on: September 18, 2013, 09:17:00 pm »
God said, "Adam, I want you to do something for Me."
Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?"
God said, "Go down into that valley."
Adam said, "What's a valley?"
God explained it to him. Then God said, "Cross the river."
Adam said, "What's a river?"
God explained that to him, and then said, "Go over to the hill...."
Adam said, "What is a hill?"
So, God explained to Adam what a hill was. He told Adam, "On
the other side of the hill you will find a cave."
Adam said, 'What's a cave?'
After God explained, He said, "In the cave you will find a woman."
Adam said, "What's a woman?'
So God explained that to him, too. Then, God said, 'I
want you to reproduce."
Adam said, "How do I do that?"
God first said (under His breath), "Geez....."
And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well.
So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and
over the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman.
Then, in about five minutes, he was back.
God, His patience wearing thin, said angrily, "What is it now?"
And Adam said.........
*
*
(YOU'RE GOING TO
LOVE
THIS!!!!!!)
*
*
*
*
*
"What's a headache?"
Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?"
God said, "Go down into that valley."
Adam said, "What's a valley?"
God explained it to him. Then God said, "Cross the river."
Adam said, "What's a river?"
God explained that to him, and then said, "Go over to the hill...."
Adam said, "What is a hill?"
So, God explained to Adam what a hill was. He told Adam, "On
the other side of the hill you will find a cave."
Adam said, 'What's a cave?'
After God explained, He said, "In the cave you will find a woman."
Adam said, "What's a woman?'
So God explained that to him, too. Then, God said, 'I
want you to reproduce."
Adam said, "How do I do that?"
God first said (under His breath), "Geez....."
And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well.
So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and
over the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman.
Then, in about five minutes, he was back.
God, His patience wearing thin, said angrily, "What is it now?"
And Adam said.........
*
*
(YOU'RE GOING TO
LOVE
THIS!!!!!!)
*
*
*
*
*
"What's a headache?"
48
The Coffee Shop / Re: Gun Control?
« on: September 16, 2013, 09:26:56 pm »
... and the politcians have ARMED guards.
50
General Scroll Saw Talk / Re: How to repair table on scroll saw
« on: September 10, 2013, 10:08:17 pm »
When the table is cleaned up, try DuPont TEFLON Non-Stick Dry Film Lubricant. It comes in a 4 oz bottle and is easy to apply. Instructions are sketchy, so keep it shaken. I bought it at Lowe's. I love it.
51
The Coffee Shop / Re: Success at a Craft show
« on: August 24, 2013, 09:48:45 pm »Good job, Dustin. You've got me thinking to go without the table cloth on my show table.
52
The Coffee Shop / Re: Words to "try" to live by
« on: August 23, 2013, 09:59:45 pm »
Life only makes sense when you perceive it as a mystery. -Anthony DeMello
53
The Coffee Shop / Re: How little things change in 4000 years
« on: August 18, 2013, 09:58:05 pm »
GREAT STUFF ! I'll share it with everyone I know. Thanks
54
The Coffee Shop / Re: Science Test....
« on: August 17, 2013, 09:46:58 pm »
13. The older I get, the more I learn.
55
The Coffee Shop / Re: AN OPEN LETTER TO THE "VICTIMS"
« on: August 14, 2013, 09:37:46 pm »
Dittos
56
General Scroll Saw Talk / Re: excalibur 16
« on: July 28, 2013, 09:28:59 pm »
I have a DeWalt 788 and an Ex 16. I love the Ex. In 2 1/2 years, only had one minor upper clamp issue. Ray, at Seyco, sent me a new one. End of problem. I use the DeWalt on larger projects, but lately been cutting mostly smaller items. The DeWalt has become my backup.
57
The Coffee Shop / IS THE USA HEADED THERE ?
« on: July 18, 2013, 09:34:54 pm »
''Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery''
-Winston Churchill
-Winston Churchill
58
The Coffee Shop / Re: In concerns to Marg's Post....:+}
« on: July 15, 2013, 09:30:28 pm »
Chicago has the toughest gun laws in the country AND the highest murder by gun in the country. There were 72 shootings in Chicago over the July 4th weekend, but we won't see that in the liberal media.
59
General Scroll Saw Talk / Re: EXCALIBUR TABLE
« on: July 10, 2013, 09:02:27 pm »
We have Teflon cookware. I guess it's safe.
60
General Scroll Saw Talk / Re: EXCALIBUR TABLE
« on: July 09, 2013, 10:24:26 pm »
http://www.lowes.com/ProductDisplay?partNumber=363776-39963-DNS104101&langId=-1&storeId=10151&productId=3550502&catalogId=10051&cmRelshp=req&rel=nofollow&cId=PDIO1
Works great. Easy to apply. Not quite as slippery as Johnson's Paste Wax. Price is right. Doesn't take alot of it for my Ex table. I like it.
Works great. Easy to apply. Not quite as slippery as Johnson's Paste Wax. Price is right. Doesn't take alot of it for my Ex table. I like it.
