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The Coffee Shop / Restroom Signs--A Series--Last of the Series
« on: October 23, 2010, 07:26:34 pm »
OK scrollers. This is it for this series.
This one is political.
This one is political.
News: Had a couple issues with the forum today. 1/19/2017. I believe I have them corrected now. Let me know if you have any trouble. Thanks.
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The Coffee Shop / Restroom Signs--A Series--Saturday
« on: October 23, 2010, 10:40:37 am »
Another sign. Almost finished.
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The Coffee Shop / More Senior Humor
« on: October 22, 2010, 03:16:17 pm »
Learn from your elders
A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight.
The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over
on them easy.
So the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game.
The senior is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines
and tries to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists, saying that the game is a lot of fun. I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5. Then you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500, he says.
This catches the senior's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees
to play the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon?'
The senior doesn't say a word, but reaches into his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
Now it's the senior's turn. He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?'
The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on the Net.
He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows; all to no avail.
After an hour of searching, he finally gives up.
He wakes the senior and hands him $500. The senior pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep.
The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the senior up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?'
The senior reaches into his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.
Submitted by Chase
A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight.
The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over
on them easy.
So the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game.
The senior is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines
and tries to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists, saying that the game is a lot of fun. I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5. Then you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500, he says.
This catches the senior's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees
to play the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon?'
The senior doesn't say a word, but reaches into his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
Now it's the senior's turn. He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?'
The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on the Net.
He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows; all to no avail.
After an hour of searching, he finally gives up.
He wakes the senior and hands him $500. The senior pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep.
The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the senior up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?'
The senior reaches into his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.
Submitted by Chase
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The Coffee Shop / Restroom Signs--A Series--Friday
« on: October 22, 2010, 09:59:26 am »
Submitted by Chase
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General Scroll Saw Talk / Re: "Heritage' plywood update...
« on: October 21, 2010, 07:17:35 pm »Thanks for the info GB. I have ordered 12" wide boards from them and was very pleased.
The last BB I purchased was from Woodcraft. 12x12 for $1.50 minus my 15% discount. It's actually pretty good quality!
15% discount. How?
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The Coffee Shop / Senior Humor
« on: October 21, 2010, 02:19:26 pm »
With seniors working way past 65 this is what you get!
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The Coffee Shop / Re: Restroom Signs--A Series--Thursday
« on: October 21, 2010, 09:43:36 am »
Some of these may be somewhat risque . If you are easily offended, or somewhat prudish, please pass on this series.
Political
Political
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The Coffee Shop / Re: Restroom Signs--A Series--Wednesday
« on: October 20, 2010, 09:30:06 am »
Some of these may be somewhat risque . If you are easily offended, or somewhat prudish, please pass on this series.
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The Coffee Shop / PSYCHOPATH TEST
« on: October 19, 2010, 04:10:15 pm »
FYI I didn't get it correct so all of you are safe. However the wife answered correctly.
Be afraid, be very afraid.
PSYCHOPATH
TEST
Read this question, come up with an answer
and then scroll down to the bottom for the result.
This is not a trick question.
It is as
it reads. No one I know has gotten it right. Few
people do.
A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother,
met a guy whom she did not know. She thought
this guy was amazing. She believed him to be her
dream guy so much that she fell in love with him
right there, but never asked for his number and
could not find him. A few days later she killed
her sister..
Question: What is her motive for killing her
sister?
[Give this some thought before you answer,
see answer below]
Keep Scrolling
Answer:
She was hoping the guy would appear at the
funeral again. If you answered this correctly,
you think like a psychopath. This was a test by
a famous American psychologist used to determine
if one has the same mentality as a killer.. Many
arrested serial killers took part in the test
and answered the question correctly. If you
didn't answer the question correctly, good for
you..
If you got the answer correct, please let me know so I can take your crazy
but off my e-mail list!
Submitted by Chase
Be afraid, be very afraid.
PSYCHOPATH
TEST
Read this question, come up with an answer
and then scroll down to the bottom for the result.
This is not a trick question.
It is as
it reads. No one I know has gotten it right. Few
people do.
A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother,
met a guy whom she did not know. She thought
this guy was amazing. She believed him to be her
dream guy so much that she fell in love with him
right there, but never asked for his number and
could not find him. A few days later she killed
her sister..
Question: What is her motive for killing her
sister?
[Give this some thought before you answer,
see answer below]
Keep Scrolling
Answer:
She was hoping the guy would appear at the
funeral again. If you answered this correctly,
you think like a psychopath. This was a test by
a famous American psychologist used to determine
if one has the same mentality as a killer.. Many
arrested serial killers took part in the test
and answered the question correctly. If you
didn't answer the question correctly, good for
you..
If you got the answer correct, please let me know so I can take your crazy
but off my e-mail list!
Submitted by Chase
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The Coffee Shop / Re: Restroom Signs--A Series--Tuesday
« on: October 19, 2010, 10:44:58 am »
Some of these may be somewhat risque . If you are easily offended, or somewhat prudish, please pass on this series.
Careful
Careful
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The Coffee Shop / Re: Restroom Signs--A Series--Monday
« on: October 19, 2010, 10:43:43 am »
No comment.
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The Coffee Shop / Restroom Signs--A Series--Monday
« on: October 18, 2010, 09:21:54 am »
Some of these may be somewhat risque . If you are easily offended, or somewhat prudish, please pass on this series.
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The Coffee Shop / Restroom Signs--A Series--Sunday
« on: October 17, 2010, 09:48:26 am »
Some of these may be somewhat risque . If you are easily offended, or somewhat prudish, please pass on this series.
I was surprised to see Friday's submission got 36 hits and 0 comments.
I was surprised to see Friday's submission got 36 hits and 0 comments.
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The Coffee Shop / Restroom Signs--A Series--Saturday
« on: October 16, 2010, 09:19:16 am »
Some of these may be somewhat risque . If you are easily offended, or somewhat prudish, please pass on this series.
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The Coffee Shop / Restroom Signs--A Series--Friday
« on: October 15, 2010, 09:51:42 am »
Some of these may be somewhat risque . If you are easily offended, or somewhat prudish, please pass on this series.
