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The Coffee Shop / Re: The Lie Detector Robot
« on: December 17, 2011, 01:39:14 pm »
absolutely brilliant lol
News: Had a couple issues with the forum today. 1/19/2017. I believe I have them corrected now. Let me know if you have any trouble. Thanks.
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The Coffee Shop / Anniversary Wishes
« on: December 16, 2011, 03:34:39 pm »
With all the jokes I've read here I thought you might like to share one of mine - I had to hunt to find a clean one though 
Anniversary wishes
A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th wedding
anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other
for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."
"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband," said the wife.
The fairy waved her magic wand and poof! - two tickets for The Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands.
Then it was the husband's turn.
He thought for a moment and said: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish
is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.......So
the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! The husband became 92 years old.
The moral of the story:
Men who are ungrateful pigs
should remember fairies are female
Anniversary wishes
A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th wedding
anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other
for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."
"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband," said the wife.
The fairy waved her magic wand and poof! - two tickets for The Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands.
Then it was the husband's turn.
He thought for a moment and said: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish
is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.......So
the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! The husband became 92 years old.
The moral of the story:
Men who are ungrateful pigs
should remember fairies are female
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Tutorials, Techniques and Tips / Re: Glueing fabric to back of fretwork
« on: December 16, 2011, 03:16:50 pm »
Thanks GB, not done it yet, but will need to when mum's portrait is finished, it's half done, but waiting for the FD 2/0 spiral blades from Mike to arrive to do the finer cuts.
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General Scroll Saw Talk / Re: Blade control
« on: December 16, 2011, 03:12:57 pm »
I agree GB - and i've been too deep in that stuff in the past!!!!
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The Coffee Shop / Re: Poster #6....
« on: December 16, 2011, 01:51:39 pm »
So who's going to be the first to make a pattern and cut this one, it's so funny it would have to sell
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Tutorials, Techniques and Tips / Re: Glueing fabric to back of fretwork
« on: December 16, 2011, 01:49:54 pm »
When you spray the back, don't you get a lot of overspray on the sides and cut outs?
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The Coffee Shop / Re: Christmas Shopping...
« on: December 16, 2011, 01:43:58 pm » that brought a chuckle lol4434
The Coffee Shop / Re: Beware of older men
« on: December 16, 2011, 01:42:50 pm »
Now that was funny lol
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The Coffee Shop / Re: Christmas lights
« on: December 16, 2011, 09:27:22 am »
I thought I was the only one who used to work with people like that lol
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Brag Forum / Re: Misc Ornaments
« on: December 16, 2011, 09:24:23 am »
I took a copy of your picture and tried to scan the horse, this is what I managed to come up with. it's not the best pattern so if you find yours then I would still appreceiate a copy of the proper plan if poss.
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Brag Forum / Re: Got to 'play' this afternoon....
« on: December 15, 2011, 07:31:24 pm »
looks nice to me GB
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Brag Forum / Re: Misc Ornaments
« on: December 15, 2011, 07:30:10 pm »
you have some very nice work there
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The Coffee Shop / Re: Way the Government works
« on: December 15, 2011, 07:27:50 pm »
Rob, if they had twice as much brains they still wouldn't reach the brainpower of a half wit lol
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Brag Forum / Re: From 3D design to the realization
« on: December 15, 2011, 05:36:55 pm »
nice work there
