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Brag Forum / Re: Football Plaque
« on: November 16, 2012, 12:10:05 am »
Very nice Marshall.
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Brag Forum / Re: Hot Wheels Christmas
« on: November 16, 2012, 12:08:59 am »
That is hot (get it, hot wheels, hot. Ok bad joke.)
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Brag Forum / Re: U.S. ARMY Plaque
« on: November 16, 2012, 12:05:35 am »
He will be very pleased with it.
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Brag Forum / Re: Husbands tool shed.
« on: November 16, 2012, 12:01:34 am »
That looks terrific, doesn't look dull and boring now.
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The Coffee Shop / Re: Hey Guys..........
« on: November 15, 2012, 11:53:45 pm »
I'm sure of it Dan. LOL 
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The Coffee Shop / Re: Fallen!
« on: November 15, 2012, 11:52:43 pm » Very funny.Glad your wife"s ok Rob Roy.
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The Coffee Shop / Re: Never Know Who You Will Meet
« on: November 15, 2012, 11:50:20 pm »
Your right there mrtcurtis, when my husband and I where in Ireland coming off an elevator as we were getting on was a lady that my husband works with here in Australia. Small world. So did the man with the scroll saw say that he would hold it for you until you were back that way?
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The Coffee Shop / Re: the thoughtful scotsman
« on: November 15, 2012, 11:46:06 pm »
I bet we will be reading it real soon. 
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The Coffee Shop / Sex on Mars
« on: November 15, 2012, 11:43:08 pm »Sex On Mars ;
The year is 2222 and Charlie and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating
enough Frequent Flier miles.
They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things.
Charlie asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how
they make money, etc.
Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex.
'Just how do you guys do it?' asks Maureen.
The Martian responds, 'Pretty much the way you do.'
A discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the
night and experience one another... Maureen and the male Martian go off to a
bedroom where the Martian strips.. He's got only a teeny,weenie member about
half an inch long and just a quarter-inch thick.
'I don't think this is going to work,' says Maureen..
'Why?' he asks. 'What's the matter?'
'Well,' she replies, 'it's just not long enough to reach me!'
'No problem,' he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With
each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite
impressively long.
'Well,' she says, 'that's quite impressive, but it is still narrow.'
'No problem,' he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull, his
member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely
exciting to the woman.
'Wow!' she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad passionate love.
The next day the couples rejoin their other partners and go their separate
ways. As they walked along, Charlie asks, 'Well, was it any
good?'
'I hate to say it,' says Maureen, 'but it was wonderful. How about you?'
'It was horrible,' he replies. 'All I got was a headache ... She kept
slapping my forehead and pulling my ears.'
IF YOU DON'T LAUGH AT THIS, YOU ARE BEYOND HOPE!!!
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The Coffee Shop / Man down in aisle 5
« on: November 15, 2012, 11:41:23 pm »
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Woolworths
The husband picks up a case of Fosters beer and puts it in their trolley.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only $20 for 24 cans he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $40 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Fosters and it's half the price.'
He never knew what hit him.
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The husband picks up a case of Fosters beer and puts it in their trolley.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only $20 for 24 cans he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $40 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Fosters and it's half the price.'
He never knew what hit him.
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Brag Forum / Re: Trivet
« on: November 15, 2012, 01:07:44 am »
She will love it, well done.
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Brag Forum / Re: Bait & Tackle for Sale
« on: November 15, 2012, 01:05:38 am »
Can't wait to see that.
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Pattern Requests. / Re: Penguin Holiday Ornament
« on: November 15, 2012, 01:03:20 am »
They are great, thank you so much.
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Pattern Requests. / Re: HELP Please!
« on: November 15, 2012, 12:49:15 am »
Thats great Mehendra, thanks
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General Scroll Saw Talk / Re: My Videos
« on: November 15, 2012, 12:42:28 am »
Maybe something like a plate that has 2 parts 2 it, or one of Sheila's candle plate/saucer.
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