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General Scroll Saw Talk / Re: amazing find
« on: January 10, 2013, 04:45:58 pm »
Wowwwwwweeeeeeee!!!! That beats any yard sale story I have! Nice Find that one of the reasons we yard sale.. You never know!
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The Coffee Shop / Re: The best home security system
« on: January 10, 2013, 04:41:46 pm »
Also remember - the locked door you just broke thru was locked for YOUR protection, not mine
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The Coffee Shop / Can Cold Water Get Dishes Clean?
« on: January 10, 2013, 01:00:57 pm »
John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Saskatchewan After spending a great evening chatting the night away, the next morning John's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast.
However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate,
and questioned his grandfather asking,
'Are these plates clean?'
His grandfather replied,
'They're as clean as cold water can get 'em.
Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!'
For lunch the old man made hamburgers.
Again, John was concerned about the plates,
as his appeared to have tiny specks around
the edge that looked like dried egg and asked,
'Are you sure these plates are clean?'
Without looking up the old man said,
'I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them.
Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!'
Later that afternoon,
John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was leaving,
his grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass.
John yelled and said,
'Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car'.
Without diverting his attention from the football game
he was watching on TV, the old man shouted!
'Coldwater, go lay down now, yah hear me!'
However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate,
and questioned his grandfather asking,
'Are these plates clean?'
His grandfather replied,
'They're as clean as cold water can get 'em.
Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!'
For lunch the old man made hamburgers.
Again, John was concerned about the plates,
as his appeared to have tiny specks around
the edge that looked like dried egg and asked,
'Are you sure these plates are clean?'
Without looking up the old man said,
'I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them.
Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!'
Later that afternoon,
John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was leaving,
his grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass.
John yelled and said,
'Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car'.
Without diverting his attention from the football game
he was watching on TV, the old man shouted!
'Coldwater, go lay down now, yah hear me!'
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The Coffee Shop / Re: The Haircut
« on: January 10, 2013, 08:24:05 am »
Thought about sending them to the moon (with Alice) but I really don't have anything against the moon ( or Alice)
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Introduce Yourself. / Re: Geetings from Central NY
« on: January 10, 2013, 08:17:30 am »
Welcome to the group. Glad you found us
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The Coffee Shop / Re: The Resurrection
« on: January 09, 2013, 06:16:26 pm »
Dang Chuck That one needed a COFFEE ALERT notice 
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The Coffee Shop / Re: Arab Waste Disposal
« on: January 09, 2013, 09:30:51 am »
Gabby Nobody has that many trucks 
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The Coffee Shop / Re: The Haircut
« on: January 09, 2013, 09:28:25 am »
Amen Marg!!! they are a race unto themselves. I we could just gather them all and put them somewhere the problem would be solved. With all the back stabbing they would eliminate themselves quickly. Trouble is no country wants them 
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The Coffee Shop / Re: Fur Coat
« on: January 08, 2013, 10:56:24 pm »
King if I did she would wind up adopting the little buggers.
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General Scroll Saw Talk / Re: Stack cutting..???
« on: January 08, 2013, 10:51:37 pm »
I just finished cuttin 18 memorial crosses for a famly member that passed in October. I used 1/4 oak ply, stack cut two at a time. I used 3/8 inch staple3s to put the two pieces together. Just put a staple in each corner and cut away I have been wanting to try the hot glue and finally got the right size glue sticks and will try that next time. I have used the staples on Baltic birch h also
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General Scroll Saw Talk / Re: Paste floor Wax
« on: January 08, 2013, 09:25:16 pm »
Newfie I do not use bees wax on my tool tables but I got a pound a while back directly from a local beekeeper. Just a thought
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General Scroll Saw Talk / Re: Paste floor Wax
« on: January 08, 2013, 09:12:06 pm »
I have a can of Johnsons Paste Wax Dark. I use it to wax my tables. Works just fine. I have used it ocasionally on wood and it will darken it some. Picked up this can a garage sale for cheap
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General Scroll Saw Talk / Re: Spray Sanding Sealer
« on: January 08, 2013, 08:48:43 pm »
I found a can of spray Deft Sanding Seler at the local Lowes. The do not have it all the time but I keep and eye out when I and getting low. I think is sold for aroud $8 a can.
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The Coffee Shop / Re: Does anyone else get my odd humor?
« on: January 08, 2013, 01:10:43 pm »
Roger You didn't by any chance save any of those comments did you? Would love to read them
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The Coffee Shop / Re: Does anyone else get my odd humor?
« on: January 08, 2013, 11:01:48 am »
A few years ago I was working for a Battery Store. I was going to a feed store to pick up some bird feed so the owner ask if I would get her some dog food they had on sale. I agreed. It was very close to Christmas. She wanted 2 cases of the canned chicken and 2 cases of the canned beef. She gave me a $50 bill to pay for her order. The bird feed is usually delivered to the dock so I just grabbed the dog food and went to the register. I had the $50 in my shirt pocket to keep it separate from mine. There was a young teen girl working the register and she asked if there was anything else. Unplanned by me - I reached into my shirt pocket and whipped that $50 out (I was wearing a Battery Store shirt and coat) and waved it in the air and said " The Battery Store done paid us a Christmas Bonus and Lordy we are gonna have CHICKEN and BEEF for Christmas dinner!!!!! You should have seen the look on her face. Trouble was I bust out laughing about 5 seconds later and the jig was up! After that when ever she was working and I came in she would ask Whats for dinner!
