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The Coffee Shop / Re: Sunday Morning Sex
« on: January 21, 2013, 05:04:43 pm »
@ Rob and Keefie You two are constantly at each other and it is uncalled for. Now BOTH of you go wash out your mouth with this
News: Had a couple issues with the forum today. 1/19/2017. I believe I have them corrected now. Let me know if you have any trouble. Thanks.
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Computer questions / Re: Having to RESTART my PC.... ?
« on: January 21, 2013, 12:20:34 pm »
Danny I have problems with my computer from time to time and I always get the same answer ( from my wife) Donate that dinasour to the boat rental for an anchor and get yourself in to the 21st century. As ;png as it does what I want it to I'm keeping it! I have no answers for your problem tho.
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The Coffee Shop / Sunday Morning Sex
« on: January 21, 2013, 10:05:37 am »
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh, no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "and if the damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today."
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh, no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "and if the damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today."
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General Scroll Saw Talk / Re: what to do first: glue or lacker finish
« on: January 21, 2013, 07:52:01 am »
I use cardboard from around the house under projects. Cereal boxes, soda boxes etc. My brow paper comes from the grocery store.
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The Coffee Shop / Re: Those were the days!
« on: January 20, 2013, 05:04:55 pm »
We have a couple of drive ins in this area called Sonic . The kids roller skate to deliver your order
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The Coffee Shop / Re: would a bandsaw be better? (sorry for all the questions)
« on: January 20, 2013, 04:49:24 pm »
Candi the only suggestion I have about your last post is change fear to respect. Be aware of it capabilities both good and bad.
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General Scroll Saw Talk / Re: Band Saw Blades
« on: January 20, 2013, 02:06:26 pm »
I use a 3/4 ' 4TPI for resawing and a 1/4 inch for most everything else. I do have a3/8 that came on the saw but it is not a quality blade. When I had t ocall Rikon for a small problem, the rep asked me if I had changed the blade. When I tol dhime yes, his comment was GOOD MOVE. I have used Olsen and Timberwolf and they both work fine for me.
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The Coffee Shop / Re: Honey do the math
« on: January 20, 2013, 02:01:17 pm »
After she calculated the pregnancy time she would still wonder if it was hers!
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General Scroll Saw Talk / Re: Tried to make angle grinder into 4 inch saw
« on: January 20, 2013, 01:58:28 pm »
Oh I forgot, Glad to see you are sitlll with us Dirt Rider!!!!! guess I can come from under the desk with King now. ( I was a little leery when I read his post about the "girls" elsewhere.
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General Scroll Saw Talk / Re: Tried to make angle grinder into 4 inch saw
« on: January 20, 2013, 01:55:29 pm »
I am happy with my Porter Cable Table Saw. The rip fence works great. Lays flat, easy to adjust, and if you calibrate the rule on the front, it will be spot on on the measurement. The mite gage however is another story. I looked at all of the saws at Lowes and Home Depot when I purchased and even the more expensive saws came with a 10 cent miter gage. I purchased an Incra miter gage and it is great. Why cant the put a little more in to the miter gages?? The othe thing with the PC is it has different shaped blade guard and it has too much gap between the blade and the guard, bu tit is something I cam work around when needed.
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The Coffee Shop / Re: Honey do the math
« on: January 20, 2013, 08:45:42 am »
I think I dated her mother a few decades ago.
@ Rob If we change the MPH to KPH would that help you figure it out? ( or you could just ask you wife, Mrs Hawking)
@ Rob If we change the MPH to KPH would that help you figure it out? ( or you could just ask you wife, Mrs Hawking)
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Brag Forum / Re: Your Opinions Please
« on: January 20, 2013, 08:31:52 am »
I like them both. I believe you could put many different colors behind that cutting and it would still look great. The back does not detract form the excellent cutting
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Brag Forum / Re: Some Of My Work Lately
« on: January 20, 2013, 08:25:45 am »
Those are nice Smitty. Would you mind if I did a copy cat version?
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General Scroll Saw Talk / Re: what to do first: glue or lacker finish
« on: January 19, 2013, 09:53:46 pm »
Depending on the piece, I may use the paint points but I also use and old lazy susan from a yard sale. Just spin to spray all sides
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The Coffee Shop / Re: Dream Workshop
« on: January 19, 2013, 09:50:53 pm »
Well if you come to my shop, don't mess with the yellow solo cup.
