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The Coffee Shop / This fits in the "You Can't Fix Stupid" category!

« on: June 02, 2011, 02:29:48 pm »

http://www.kmov.com/news/local/Police-shoot-gator-find-out-its-a-lawn-ornament-123014628.html

Why shoot it twice if it don't move??

~~~GB~~~

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The Coffee Shop / Remember ..."SPORTSMANSHIP"????????

« on: June 02, 2011, 10:14:29 am »

Here it is in its truest form!

http://www.godvine.com/Injury-Turns-into-Inspiration-for-One-High-School-Girl-323.html

Thanks to Bill Murphy for posting this on 'facebook'.

My faith in our youth has been restored.....

~~~GB~~~

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The Coffee Shop / Momma Multitasks!

« on: June 01, 2011, 07:55:33 pm »

Holds on to her infant while she snags a foul ball!

Haven't seen this at a Rascal game yet....

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The Coffee Shop / SO, you think you know your geography!

« on: June 01, 2011, 11:57:47 am »

A Map Challenge!
Can you place the states in the proper spot on a blank  USA  map?
This is a great geography lesson, for those of you with students and
yourself!
You'll have to spend a few minutes on this one ...
and you have to place the states very accurately,
If wrong tells you how many miles off you are.
If wrong, just move state with cursor to proper position and next one will
come up.
HAVE FUN!

U.S. MAP GAME

~~~GB~~~

http://jimspages.com/States.htm

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General Scroll Saw Talk / I sent one, did you?

« on: May 29, 2011, 05:18:59 pm »

Sent a card to Judy Hunter yesterday and another one today.

C'mon folks let's FILL that room with cards!

~~~GB~~~

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The Coffee Shop / Look Out, Dan....

« on: May 28, 2011, 10:53:16 am »

Dawie is gaining on you!

~~~GB~~~

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The Coffee Shop / Judy Hunter...Send her a card!

« on: May 28, 2011, 01:10:49 am »

Judy is in Triumph Hospital in Fargo, North Dakota...

Address cards as follows:

Triumph Hospital
Judy Hunter, Room 214
1720 University Drive South
Fargo, North Dakota
58103-4940

Let's see if we can fill that room with cards!

~~~GrayBeard~~~

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General Scroll Saw Talk / Judy Hunter...Send A CARD!

« on: May 28, 2011, 01:07:05 am »

Judy is in Triumph Hospital in Fargo, North Dakota...

Address cards as follows:

Triumph Hospital
Judy Hunter, Room 214
1720 University Drive South
Fargo, North Dakota
58103-4940

Let's see if we can fill that room with cards!

~~~GrayBeard~~~

924

The Coffee Shop / Do NOT Assume!

« on: May 27, 2011, 09:24:25 pm »

A young engineer was leaving the office at 5:45 p.m. when he found the
CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important
document, and my secretary is not here. Can you make this thing work?"

"Certainly," said the young engineer. He turned on the machine, inserted
the paper, and pressed the start button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the
machine, "I just need one copy."

Lesson:  Never, never ever assume that your boss knows what he's
doing.

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General Scroll Saw Talk / From Judy Hunter's son...

« on: May 27, 2011, 04:48:28 pm »

Hello Ed. I'm Judy Hunter's Son. I saw that you were looking for an update. Things fell apart for a while and mom ended up on a ventilator for a while. She is now off it and on the mend
She is still very weak and is still in the hospital.
They have a goal of mid to late June for her to come home.
I haven't exactly been burning through a lot of scroll saw blades lately.
I need my partner back.
Thanks for your concern
Ross Hunter
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Once again...If you would like to send a card I have the HOME address and have asked Ross to get me the hospital address so we can get cards to her to help cheer her up.
I will not post the address publicly but will give it to anyone who emails me requesting it!
Send the emails to ...gramped@gmx.com

~~~GrayBeard~~~

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The Coffee Shop / ...A First Person Account...from Joplin, MO, St. John's Hospital!

« on: May 27, 2011, 03:19:09 pm »

Read this and thank God you werre not there!

http://www.mercy.net/joplin/stories-of-mercy/45-seconds

~~~GrayBeard~~~

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The Coffee Shop / Ever heard of "Irony"?

« on: May 27, 2011, 11:58:22 am »

And #3...

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The Coffee Shop / Ever heard of "Irony"?

« on: May 27, 2011, 11:57:01 am »

Here's #2...

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The Coffee Shop / Ever hear of "Irony"?

« on: May 27, 2011, 11:55:31 am »

Here's #1

930

The Coffee Shop / Advice for an 'older gent'!

« on: May 27, 2011, 10:44:23 am »

An older guy, who was not in the best of shape, but was working out in the gym and spotted an absolutely gorgeous hottie.
 
He asked the trainer near by,
"What machine in here should I use to impress that babe over there?"
 
The trainer looked him up and down carefully and said,
"I would try the ATM in the lobby if I were you."

~~~GB~~~