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The Coffee Shop / Attention!
« on: June 17, 2011, 04:46:56 pm »
Check the new message in the "Boss's" section at the top of the forum!

"Announcements", etc.!!!

Big Surprise!

~~~GB~~~

902
The Coffee Shop / Great quote!
« on: June 17, 2011, 04:20:28 pm »
Only one thing, is impossible for god: to find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.

Mark Twain

903
The Coffee Shop / New 'presidential ticket'!
« on: June 16, 2011, 05:33:39 pm »
Rumor has it that Eric Weiner is going to run for president.
He has chosen attorney general Holder as his running mate.
Get your

"Weiner-Holder"

bumper stickers early, before they are all gone.

~~~GB~~~

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The Coffee Shop / Do You Have Inner Peace?
« on: June 16, 2011, 05:30:38 pm »
Inner Peace:
If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat plain food every day and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,

Then you are Obviously the................

Family DOG!

~~~GB~~~

905
The Coffee Shop / Anybody remember Mae West....
« on: June 15, 2011, 07:16:26 pm »
Interesting quote from the 'grand madam'....

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

Mae West

906
The Coffee Shop / It's Charlie's Birthday!!!
« on: June 12, 2011, 03:23:21 pm »
A BIG Happy Birthday, Cowboy!

Hope you're having a great time!

~~~GrayBeard~~~

907
The Coffee Shop / Update on Juy Hunter!
« on: June 12, 2011, 12:50:47 pm »
I received this this morning from Judy's son Ross.....via facebook

Good Morning, I thought you would like an update. Things are really finally starting to look up. They took the trach tube out and she is breathing much better. Then they removed all her IVs and so she is no longer connected to anything.
She has been up walking and is now on a regular diet. (She's already bitching about the food)
She has however developed some blood clots in her legs but her doctors aren't very concerned. this is normal after a long down time. They started her on some clot buster meds. It is looking like we will get her home by the end of the month if not sooner.
She asked me about the scrolling forum but I don't know how to find it. Any help would be appreciated.
.......................................................................
It has been a long tough road but she is a fighter!

Keep the cards flowing!

~~~GB~~~

908
The Coffee Shop / Interesting ! ! !
« on: June 11, 2011, 12:30:04 pm »
An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.

Edgar Wallace

909
The Coffee Shop / Too HOT for you? Take it off!
« on: June 10, 2011, 09:54:57 am »
From the "Village Voice" in New York City....

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/2011/06/topless_bowery.php

Check your local laws first!

~~~GB~~~

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The Coffee Shop / Idiots...they live among us and procreate....
« on: June 09, 2011, 11:08:42 pm »
Authorities in Indiana say a man played a game of Russian roulette with his dog - and lost.

Russell Little suffered a fatal gunshot wound to the head while in his backyard on Tuesday, the South Bend Tribune reported.

The man's wife, who was not identified, told police he had been depressed and drinking moonshine at the time of the incident.

Little initially put the gun to the dog's head and pulled the trigger several times, but nothing happened, police say the wife told them.

"She said he got tired of that, then put the gun to his own head and pulled the trigger," Capt. Jim Andrews of the South Bend Police Department told the newspaper.

Little did not die at the scene, but "still [had] a pulse" when he was rushed to Memorial Hospital. He died shortly afterward.



911
The Coffee Shop / Nice Quote....
« on: June 09, 2011, 07:37:19 pm »
"Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none"

William Shakespeare

912
The Coffee Shop / Be careful what you ask the wife wen you get home!
« on: June 09, 2011, 11:55:09 am »
A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a Cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door. He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls. As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, 'What happened here today?' She again smiled and answered, 'You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world do I do all day?' 'Yes,' was his incredulous reply. She answered, 'Well, today I didn't do it.

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The Coffee Shop / RE: HUGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
« on: June 02, 2011, 03:56:26 pm »
I am a great believer in HUGZ so I sign everything else with "HUGZZZZZZZZZZZZ" and decided to start doing it here!

If it offends anyone....Tough Bunnies!

I give hugs and I love to get them!

I am what I am, what I am, what I am.....

~~~GB~~~

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The Coffee Shop / Another one...going out today!
« on: June 02, 2011, 03:32:01 pm »
A card to Judy Hunter....

Keep them flowing folks...they are not that expensive and she needs the good wishes and prayers!

~~~GB~~~

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The Coffee Shop / If I posted this before....
« on: June 02, 2011, 02:36:19 pm »
I feel it needs repeating!


In the line at the store, the cashier told the older woman that she should
 bring her own grocery bag because plastic bags weren't good for the
 environment. The woman apologized to him and explained, "We didn't have the
 green thing back in my day."

 The clerk responded, "That's our problem today. The former generation did
 not care enough to save our environment."

 He was right, that generation didn't have the green thing in Its day.

 Back then, they returned their milk bottles, soda bottles and beer bottles
 to the store. The store sent them back to the plant to be washed and
 sterilized and refilled, so it could use the same bottles over and over. So
 they really were recycled.

 But they didn't have the green thing back in that customer's day.

 In her day, they walked up stairs, because they didn't have an escalator in
 every store and office building. They walked to the grocery store and
 didn't climb into a 300-horsepower machine every time they had to go two
 blocks.

 But she was right. They didn't have the green thing in her day.

 Back then, they washed the baby's diapers because they didn't have the
 throw-away kind. They dried clothes on a line, not in an energy gobbling
 machine burning up 220 volts. Wind and solar power really did dry the
 clothes. Kids got hand-me-down clothes from their brothers or sisters, not
 always brand-new clothing.

 But that old lady is right, they didn't have the green thing back in her
 day.

 Back then, they had one TV, or radio, in the house not a TV in every room.
 And the TV had a small screen the size of a hankerchief, not a screen the
 size of the state of Montana. In the kitchen, they blended and stirred by
 hand because they didn't have electric machines to do everything for you.
 When they packaged a fragile item to send in the mail, they used a wadded up
 old newspaper to cushion it, not styrofoam or plastic bubble wrap.

 Back then, they didn't fire up an engine and burn gasoline just to cut the
 lawn. They used a push mower that ran on human power. They exercised by
 working so they didn't need to go to a health club to run on treadmills that
 operate on electricity.

 But she's right, they didn't have the green thing back then.

 They drank from a fountain when they were thirsty instead of using a cup or
 a plastic bottle every time they had a drink of water. They refilled their
 writing pens with ink instead of buying a new pen, and they replaced the
 razor blades in a razor instead of throwing away the whole razor just
 because the blade got dull.

 But they didn't have the green thing back then.

 Back then, people took the streetcar or a bus and kids rode their bikes to
 school or rode the school bus instead of turning their moms into a 24-hour
 taxi service. They had one electrical outlet in a room, not an entire bank
 of sockets to power a dozen appliances. And they didn't need a computerized
 gadget to receive a signal beamed from satellites 2,000 miles out in space
 in order to find the nearest pizza joint.

 But isn't it sad the current generation laments how wasteful the old folks
 were just because they didn't have the green thing back then?

 
 I remember all of that.

But of Course I wan't "GREEN"....just 'RESPONSIBLE"

~~~GB~~~

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