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The Coffee Shop / R.I.P. "Splinter"
« on: October 29, 2011, 05:17:49 pm »
Unfortunately she had F I P apparently from birth and her body was filling with fluid.

No Cure, No Treatment and prolonging her demise was only torturous for her.

p.s. - anybody who might want to privately send me a 'pattern' of that photo will be profoundly thanked!

~~~Gray(sad)Beard~~~


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The Coffee Shop / Going through CUSTOMS!
« on: October 29, 2011, 01:22:42 pm »
In parochial school students are taught that lying is a sin. However, instructions also advised that using a bit of imagination was OK to express the truth differently without lying.

Below is a perfect example of those teachings:


Getting a Hairdryer Through Customs.
An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favor?' '


'Of course child. What may I do for you?'


'Well, I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday. It is unopened but well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Hide it under your robes perhaps?'


'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you, I will not lie.'


'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.'


When they got to Customs, she let the priest go first. The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?'


'From the top of my head down to my waist I have nothing to declare.'


The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?'


'I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.'


Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Next

And every word was the truth...maybe!

~~~GB~~~

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The Coffee Shop / Here is an example...
« on: October 29, 2011, 12:19:04 am »
of why the greatest fans in baseball are in St. Louis!


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The Coffee Shop / Everyone said they would never do it!
« on: October 28, 2011, 11:32:01 pm »
But

THEY

DID

IT!!!!!!


World Series Champions...11th time in 2011!

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The Coffee Shop / CARDINAL game time forecast.....
« on: October 28, 2011, 06:29:56 pm »
FREESE Warning!!!

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Pattern Requests. / Angry Wolf...
« on: October 28, 2011, 10:15:59 am »
This might make a neat pattern...

How about it guys?


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The Coffee Shop / Well Folks, the Cardinals just will NOT....
« on: October 28, 2011, 12:46:01 am »
Give UP!!!!!!!  A "walk off HOME RUN by a home town guy!  Unbeleivable!




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The Coffee Shop / I wonder....
« on: October 27, 2011, 04:15:27 pm »
WHAT Sophia is thinking?


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The Coffee Shop / 2nd C.I. mapping complete!
« on: October 27, 2011, 04:06:07 pm »
Wow! What a difference!!!
Only 1 1/2 hours today and they got me out of the
'echo chamber'.

Things are beginning to sound sort of normal and now I have three new programs
to test for next week to see which of the four on my 'remote' will work out the
best and then they will adjust the other three to get closer to natural.
Now when I tap my fingernails on the desk it sounds almost right, not like a badly tuned banjo string being plucked.

I was able to correctly repeat all the TEST words and sentences back to the
audiologist with only minor mistakes. Got a A+ for my session.

All the folks that have these amazing devices keep telling me this will get
better and better over the next 5 weeks and I am finding it hard to believe that
can happen but I'm sure hoping. Turned on the stereo a while ago with some nice
quiet piano music and enjoyed it for the first time in 30 years.

Thank the Good Lord for Technology!

~~~GrayBeard~~~

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The Coffee Shop / "Halloween run AMUK!"
« on: October 26, 2011, 06:03:18 pm »
Check this video!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzCzMZoQIH0&feature=share

Sure glad he is not MY neighbor!

~~~GB~~~

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The Coffee Shop / Heroes....
« on: October 26, 2011, 11:35:01 am »
'Hero' members = 36

Total Members = 2054

36 / 2054 = .0175 = 1.75% of members are now "Heroes"

WOW!
And I wonder how many 'members' Steve actually thought this group would have when he started this "Forum"?

Thanks Again, Steve!!!

~~~GB~~~

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The Coffee Shop / Saturday Night C I moment....
« on: October 22, 2011, 11:28:14 pm »
My third evening...Cards winning 14 - 6 in the bottom of the 7th...

I'm sitting here with the TV at NORMAL volume, the Closed Captions turned OFF and enjoying the heck out of the game.
It gets better and better every day!

~~~GB~~~

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The Coffee Shop / Somebody mentioned 'support Group'!
« on: October 22, 2011, 05:24:51 pm »
Here is another 'challenge'!

Let's see if we can come up with a 12 step program for SCROLLERS!

Everybody put your 'cogitatin' caps' on and go to it!

~~~GB~~~

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The Coffee Shop / Cochlear Implant Information....
« on: October 22, 2011, 01:29:15 pm »
I am going to try to present here as much information and yes, some opinions, regarding hearing loss, hearing aids and Cochlear Implants as I can without becoming a stuffy old bore.

The Hearing Aid

In my past I have dealt with hearing loss most of my life and very early on I was introduced to the field of "Otolaryngology".
These are the Medical Doctors who have completed the full med school curriculum, done residency and then a specialized residency in diseases and injuries to the ear, nose and throat. Within this specialty there are those who deal only with problems and diseases of the the inner ear, i.e., hearing and balance.
They, unfortunately, are the ones who are least consulted about Hearing Loss! They SHOULD be the first ones to contact!
Hearing loss is related to so many things and the very first thing that should be ruled out is a MEDICAL problem. If there is not a medical problem they will either have a staff audiologist who can direct you to the correct hearing aid solution or make a referral to a REPUTABLE hearing aid provider.

Hearing Aid providers, you've seen the glowing ads, have proliferated during the past ten years almost as fast as websites. And they make some glowing claims that their's is the latest miracle gadget to make you hear perfectly.
Now, I talk to almost everyone I meet who is wearing an 'aid' and the first things I ask are "How are they working out for you?" and "Where did you get your aid(s)?
I can't back this up with actual statistics because I have not kept any BUT my perception is that for every one I have met who is pleased with the results there is one who has been far less than happy with the outcome.
And almost to a person I find that the happy one's went to a medical practitioner FIRST! The went to the HA provider recommended by the doctor.
Those who are unhappy have gone directly to the provider that they found in the Yellow Pages, saw on TV or in the newspaper. I know some of you will dispute my claim but that is my personal 'research'!

Hearing Aids will NOT solve all the hearing loss problems.
They will amplify sound just like turning up the volume on the radio, stereo or TV will and that is ALL.
Some of the newest ones can aid in upgrading the 'quality' of the sound but they are the Top of the Line and are VERY expensive. I know, I have one in my right ear. Mine, if I had to pay full price would have cost over $2,000. There are newer and better models going as high as $3,500! Think about that if you need one for each ear!
My own daughter-in-law who is an M.D. used to say, "Dad, turn up your darn hearing aid!"
What she didn't realize was the fact that it was not just a volume issue. My "word recognition" had dropped to the point that more volume just makes things more garbled.
And when you amplify the voice sounds to try and hear the conversation you ALSO amplify all the surrounding noise and just make things worse.

So if you went to a Hearing Aid Store and got an aid and you are happy and it is working you are one of the luckier ones. If it is not working it is time to go to the M.D. and find out WHY it is not working!
Don't just put up with it or even worse go to another Hearing Aid Store and try theirs. Find out WHY.

~~~GrayBeard~~~   

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The Coffee Shop / Personality Test....
« on: October 22, 2011, 12:36:26 pm »
Check what your 'color' selections say about your personality...

    http://www.chinapaint.com/eng/flash/colorandme_en.swf

Enjoy!

p.s. Mine was almost exactly on track!

~~~GB~~~

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