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The Coffee Shop / Looking ahead to 2012....
« on: December 02, 2011, 12:30:07 am »
Dear God,

My prayer for 2012 is for a fat bank account & a thin body.
Please don't mix these up like you did last year.
AMEN!

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The Coffee Shop / A Cat's Christmas List!
« on: December 01, 2011, 04:23:54 pm »
Just the essentials Please!


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The Coffee Shop / Christmas Information
« on: December 01, 2011, 02:34:23 pm »
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.

Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a female.

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag the chubby man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost...

~~~GB~~~

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The Coffee Shop / Santa monitors FaceBook!!!
« on: November 30, 2011, 02:44:54 pm »
Look Out!

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The Coffee Shop / Frosty got caught!
« on: November 29, 2011, 10:29:48 am »
and in 'public' too!

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General Scroll Saw Talk / Need Wheels for your equipment?
« on: November 29, 2011, 10:11:34 am »
Special from PeachTree Woodworking.

http://www.ptreeusa.com/edirect_112911.htm

~~~GB~~~

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General Scroll Saw Talk / To "Aspiring Portrait" scrollsawyers....
« on: November 28, 2011, 05:44:19 pm »
This is what you have to look forward to....

one photo is of the pattern "Big Cats" by Grampa and the other is the back side after 160 cuts...

C'mon and try the magic of portraiture with SPIRAL blades...FD New Spiral #2/0

~~~GB~~~

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The Coffee Shop / An Oldie that should give you a laugh!
« on: November 28, 2011, 12:55:12 pm »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVkZZsS-66c

Jack Webb and Johnny Carson..."The Copper Clapper Caper"

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The Coffee Shop / "The Final Inspection"
« on: November 27, 2011, 12:03:10 pm »
THE  FINAL  INSPECTION

The Soldier stood and faced God,

Which must always come to pass.

He hoped his shoes were shining,

Just as brightly as his brass..

'Step forward now,Soldier ,

How shall I deal with you?

Have you always turned the other cheek?

To My Church have you been true?'

The soldier squared his shoulders and said,

'No, Lord, I guess I ain't.

Because those of us who carry guns,

Can't always be a saint.

I've had to work most Sundays,

And at times my talk was tough.

And sometimes I've been violent,

Because the world is awfully rough.

But, I never took a penny,

That wasn't mine to keep...

Though I worked a lot of overtime,

When the bills got just too steep.

And I never passed a cry for help,

Though at times I shook with fear..

And sometimes, God, forgive me,

I've wept unmanly tears.

I know I don't deserve a place,

Among the people here.

They never wanted me around,

Except to calm their fears

If you've a place for me here, Lord,

It needn't be so grand.

I never expected or had too much,

But if you don't, I'll understand.

There was a silence all around the throne,

Where the saints had often trod.

As the Soldier waited quietly,

For the judgment of his God.

'Step forward now, you Soldier,

You've borne your burdens well.

Walk peacefully on Heaven's streets,

You've done your time in Hell.'

Author Unknown~

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The Coffee Shop / Every Good Soldier should be issued one.....
« on: November 26, 2011, 11:32:59 pm »
They need a friend....


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The Coffee Shop / Do you think ....
« on: November 26, 2011, 05:04:35 pm »
SANTA really feels this way?

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The Coffee Shop / Postal Service Promise!
« on: November 22, 2011, 11:17:53 am »
and they mean it!

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General Scroll Saw Talk / Black Friday deals from PeachTree!
« on: November 22, 2011, 09:57:04 am »
Get 'em while you can!

http://www.ptreeusa.com/edirect_112211.htm

There...now you don't have to leave the house....

~~~GB~~~

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Brag Forum / Koalas....
« on: November 22, 2011, 01:03:59 am »
One for my grand daughter for Christmas and one for the "Wings of Hope" silent auction in Feb.

1/8" red oak plywood - top one has been dipped in BLO mix - other is unfinished so far

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The Coffee Shop / Confirmation of Deaths.....
« on: November 21, 2011, 11:52:32 pm »
There is finally conclusive evidence that Osama bin Laden and Muammar Gaddafi are dead!

Yesterday, they both registered to vote in Chicago

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