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The Coffee Shop / "Breast Feeding" in public causes Traffic Jam....
« on: January 02, 2012, 01:09:14 pm »
What were YOU Thinking?????


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The Coffee Shop / Children 'explain' Marriage!
« on: January 02, 2012, 01:03:28 pm »

1.     HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?   

(written by kids)



You  got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.

Like, if  you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.   
--  Alan, age 10

-No  person really decides before they grow up who they're  going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you  get to find out later who you're stuck with.   
--  Kristen, age  10   


2.  WHAT IS  THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?   
Twenty-three is the best age because you know  the person FOREVER by then. 
--   Camille, age 10


3.  HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?   
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be  yelling at the same kids.
--  Derrick, age  8   


4.  WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN  COMMON?   
Both don't want any more kids.   
--  Lori,  age 8   


5.  WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?   
-Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys  have something to say if you listen long enough.   
--  Lynnette, age  8    (isn't  she a treasure)

-On  the first date, they just tell each other lies and that  usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. 
--  Martin, age  10   


6.  WHEN IS  IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?   
-When  they're rich.   
--  Pam, age  7

-The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to  mess with that. 
-  - Curt, age   7

-The  rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you  should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.   
-  - Howard,  age 8   


7.    IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?   
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. 
--  Anita, age 9   (bless you child )


8.  HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T  GET MARRIED?   
There  sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? 
--  Kelvin, age 8   

And the #1 Favorite is .......   


9.  HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?   
Tell  your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.
--  Ricky, age 10
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Pattern Requests. / Looking for pattern of Kevin Kostner...
« on: December 30, 2011, 12:33:05 pm »
Somewhere I saw a portrait pattern of Kev Kostner as Charlie Waite in "Open Range" (my favorite Western)...

I don't remember where and I sure would like to do it for an Auction coming up soon.

Let me know if you have seen it, Please!

~~~GB~~~

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The Coffee Shop / Gonna Be a BAD Night!
« on: December 30, 2011, 10:33:57 am »
Wouldn't want him chasing me!

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The Coffee Shop / ! ! ! H A P P Y N E W Y E A R ! ! !
« on: December 30, 2011, 10:18:27 am »
To ALL our friends on the other side of this earth!

Thanks for kicking things off for us and ringing in the New Year to get us started....

Hope your celebrations will bring you a great start for 2012.

We'll follow along as we always do... just a bit later.

~~~GrayBeard~~~

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The Coffee Shop / Great Security System!
« on: December 30, 2011, 09:35:28 am »
This is what a friend of mine has for his security system....

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Just curious....Beginner saw for youngster?

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The Coffee Shop / Good Advice...from Sheila Landry's blog today....
« on: December 28, 2011, 11:20:29 am »
"Every now and then go away, have a little relaxation, for when you come back to your work your judgment will be surer.
Go some distance away because then the work appears smaller and more of it can be taken in at a glance and a lack of harmony and proportion is more readily seen."

-Leonardo da Vinci

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The Coffee Shop / Sportsmanship....
« on: December 26, 2011, 05:20:23 pm »
At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, 'Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?' The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

'Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?'
 The little boy nodded 'yes'.

'So,' the coach continued, 'I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call him a pecker-head. Do you understand all that?' The little boy nodded 'yes' again.

He continued, 'And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach a dumb ass' is it?' The little boy shook his head 'NO'.

'GOOD', said the coach.

'Now go over there and explain all that to your grandmother.?

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The Coffee Shop / Christmas Greetings to you ALL!!!
« on: December 24, 2011, 05:40:17 pm »
It has been an amazing year both personally and 'scrolling'-wise for me!

My thoughts are with you all and I truly Thank You for your support, concerns, comments and good wishes during the past year.

Merry Christmas to the most wonderful group of friends on this planet!

~~~GrayBeard~~~

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The Coffee Shop / Digital Christmas.....
« on: December 23, 2011, 04:58:09 pm »

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The Coffee Shop / Raspberry Sauce
« on: December 23, 2011, 10:44:07 am »
RASPBERRY SAUCE
(From ?Grampa Ed? for adding to almost anything!)


Ingredients:
      1 Package frozen Red Raspberries
      1 cup sugar
      1 cup water
      1/2 stick butter

How to do it:
      Combine sugar and water In a saucepan.
Cook over medium heat until sugar is dissolved. (stir constantly) 
Continue cooking until mixture thickens.
Stir in the frozen Raspberries and butter stirring and cooking until the berries are thawed.
Bring to a boil and continue cooking until the syrup thickens to your taste.
You can transfer this to a blender and liquefy or leave it as it is.
I have been known to blend and strain to get rid of the seeds. 
I have also been known to add such things as Rum, Amaretto, or Gran Marnier as the mood strikes me and the occasion demands.

Especially wonderful when served warm over Chocolate Cheesecake!

Enjoy!

~~~GrayBeard~~~   aka   ~~~GrampEd~~~

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The Coffee Shop / Decadent Dessert!
« on: December 22, 2011, 10:59:46 pm »
My Specialty...

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General Scroll Saw Talk / Anybody remember the link....
« on: December 22, 2011, 04:40:03 pm »
for Steve's "Paint Can Shaker" made for a cordless drill?

I thought I saved it but can't find it...

~~~GB~~~

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The Coffee Shop / It must be the Christmas Season!
« on: December 22, 2011, 02:19:14 pm »
MEDINA, Ohio (AP) ? A cat has survived a four-hour, 200-mile ride under the hood of a car traveling through Ohio.

WJW-TV reports ( bit.ly/vqGcUr) a man who'd left Xenia (ZEEN'-yuh) in southwest Ohio on a drive to Cleveland Sunday afternoon stopped at a rest area south of his destination when he smelled something. A patrolling state trooper found the motorist with his hood up and a large black and white cat that wasn't his stuck in the engine compartment. The animal had burns on the right side.

The cat was taken to an animal hospital in nearby Lodi (LOH'-dy) where Dr. Linda Randall said he was going to be fine.

Randall is calling him "Eclipse" because that was the model of the car. The SPCA is trying to find the feline's owner.

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