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Get togethers, shows and swap meets / S.A.W. - Springfield, MO
« on: January 23, 2012, 03:19:38 pm »
July 13 & 14...World Expo in Springfield, MO.

Anybody making plans to go?

I am planning to attend and looking to maybe get a group together to go to the "Springfield Cardinals" baseball game Saturday night - St. Louis Cardinals "AA" farm team.

~~~GB~~~

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Brag Forum / 0NE YEAR with my sweetie....
« on: January 22, 2012, 08:46:02 pm »
and my S.O. gets this ....




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The Coffee Shop / Scotch with 2 drops of water....
« on: January 20, 2012, 05:12:43 pm »
 
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two
Drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says,
 
'I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today..'
 
The bartender says, 'Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink.
In fact, this one is on me.'
 As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, 'I would
Like to buy you a drink, too.'
 
The old woman says, 'Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two
Drops of water.'
 
'Coming up,' says the bartender
 
As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says, 'I would like to
Buy you one, too.'
 
The old woman says, 'Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with
Two drops of water.'
 
'Coming right up,' the bartender says.
 
As he gives her the drink, he says, 'Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity. Why
The Scotch with only two drops of water?'
 
 
The old woman replies, 'Sonny, when you're my age, you've learned how
To hold your liquor. Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue.'

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The Coffee Shop / The "Birth" of a candy bar!
« on: January 19, 2012, 11:15:03 am »
The Rest of the Story!


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The Coffee Shop / American Football...The "Impossible to repeat Play"!
« on: January 18, 2012, 12:27:01 pm »
The one 'play' that will never be repeated!

Watch carefully...Amazing!

http://www.dump.com/2011/02/22/end-zone-angle-of-the-final-football-play-of-trinity-vs-millsaps-video/

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The Coffee Shop / How "Motorola" got its name....
« on: January 18, 2012, 12:24:44 pm »
One evening in 1929 two young men named William Lear and Elmer Wavering drove their girlfriends to a lookout point high above the Mississippi River town of Quincy, Illinois, to watch the sunset. It was a romantic night to be sure, but one of the women observed that it would be even nicer if they could listen to music in the car.
Lear and Wavering liked the idea. Both men had tinkered with radios ? Lear had served as a radio operator in the U. S. Navy during World War I ? and it wasn?t long before they were taking apart a home radio and trying to get it to work in a car. But it wasn?t as easy as it sounds: automobiles have ignition switches, generators, spark plugs, and other electrical equipment that generate noisy static interference, making it nearly impossible to listen to the radio when the engine was running.
SIGNING ON
One by one, Lear and Wavering identified and eliminated each source of electrical interference. When they finally got their radio to work, they took it to a radio convention in Chicago. There they met Paul Galvin, owner of Galvin Manufacturing Corporation. He made a product called a ?battery eliminator? a device that allowed battery-powered radios to run on household AC current. But as more homes were wired for electricity, more radio manufacturers made AC-powered radios. Galvin needed a new product to manufacture. When he met Lear and Wavering at the radio convention, he found it. He believed that mass-produced, affordable car radios had the potential to become a huge business.
Lear and Wavering set up shop in Galvin?s factory, and when they perfected their first radio, they installed it in his Studebaker. Then Galvin went to a local banker to apply for a loan. Thinking it might sweeten the deal, he had his men install a radio in the banker?s Packard. Good idea, but it didn?t work ? half an hour after the installation, the banker?s Packard caught on fire. (They didn?t get the loan.)
Galvin didn?t give up. He drove his Studebaker nearly 800 miles to Atlantic City to show off the radio at the 1930 Radio Manufacturers Association convention. Too broke to afford a booth, he parked the car outside the convention hall and cranked up the radio so that passing conventioneers could hear it. That idea worked ? he got enough orders to put the radio into production.

WHAT?S IN A NAME
That first production model was called the 5T71. Galvin decided he needed to come up with something a little catchier. In those days many companies in the phonograph and radio businesses used the suffix ?ola? for their names ? Radiola, Columbiola, and Victrola were three of the biggest. Galvin decided to do the same thing, and since his radio was intended for use in a motor vehicle, he decided to call it the Motorola.
But even with the name change, the radio still had problems:
When Motorola went on sale in 1930, it cost about $110 uninstalled, at a time when you could buy a brand-new car for $650, and the country was sliding into the Great Depression. (By that measure, a radio for a new car would cost about $3,000 today.)
In 1930 it took two men several days to put in a car radio ? the dashboard had to be taken apart so that the receiver and a single speaker could be installed, and the ceiling had to be cut open to install the antenna. These early radios ran on their own batteries, not on the car battery, so holes had to be cut into the floorboard to accommodate them. The installation manual had eight complete diagrams and 28 pages of instructions.

HIT THE ROAD
Selling complicated car radios that cost 20 percent of the price of a brand-new car wouldn?t have been easy in the best of times, let alone during the Great Depression ? Galvin lost money in 1930 and struggled for a couple of years after that. But things picked up in 1933 when Ford began offering Motorolas pre-installed at the factory. In 1934 they got another boost when Galvin struck a deal with B. F. Goodrich tire company to sell and install them in its chain of tire stores. By then the price of the radio, installation included, had dropped to $55. The Motorola car radio was off and running. (The name of the company would be officially changed from Galvin Manufacturing to ?Motorola? in 1947.)
In the meantime, Galvin continued to develop new uses for car radios. In 1936, the same year that it introduced push-button tuning, it also introduced the Motorola Police Cruiser, a standard car radio that was factory preset to a single frequency to pick up police broadcasts. In 1940 he developed with the first handheld two-way radio ? the Handie-Talkie ? for the U. S. Army.
A lot of the communications technologies that we take for granted today were born in Motorola labs in the years that followed World War II. In 1947 they came out with the first television to sell under $200. In 1956 the company introduced the world?s first pager; in 1969 it supplied the radio and television equipment that was used to televise Neil Armstrong?s first steps on the Moon. In 1973 it invented the world?s first handheld cellular phone. Today Motorola is one of the second-largest cell phone manufacturer in the world. And it all started with the car radio.

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO?.
The two men who installed the first radio in Paul Galvin?s car, Elmer Wavering and William Lear, ended up taking very different paths in life. Wavering stayed with Motorola. In the 1950?s he helped change the automobile experience again when he developed the first automotive alternator, replacing inefficient and unreliable generators. The invention lead to such luxuries as power windows, power seats, and, eventually, air-conditioning.
Lear also continued inventing. He holds more than 150 patents. Remember eight-track tape players? Lear invented that. But what he?s really famous for are his contributions to the field of aviation. He invented radio direction finders for planes, aided in the invention of the autopilot, designed the first fully automatic aircraft landing system, and in 1963 introduced his most famous invention of all, the Lear Jet, the world?s first mass-produced, affordable business jet. (Not bad for a guy who dropped out of school after the eighth grade.)
 

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The Coffee Shop / And you ask why I enjoy RETIREMENT!!!!
« on: January 15, 2012, 06:31:44 pm »
And they ask---Why I Like Retirement?

Question:  How many days in a week?
Answer:    6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday   

Question: When is a retiree's bedtime? 
Answer:    Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

Question:   How many retirees to change a light bulb?   
Answer:     Only one, but it might take all day. 

Question:  What's the biggest gripe of retirees? 
Answer:     There is not enough time to get everything done.

Question:  Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?   
Answer:    The term comes with a 10% percent discount.   

Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?   
Answer:    Tied shoes. 

Question:  Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer:     They are the only ones who have the time.

Question:  What is the common term for someone who continues to work and refuses to retire?
Answer:     NUTS!

Question:  Why are retirees so slow to  clean out the basement, attic or garage? 
Answer:       They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there. 

Question:   What do retirees call a long lunch? 
Answer:     Normal   

Question:  What is the best way to describe retirement? 
Answer:    The never ending Coffee Break. 

Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree? 
Answer :    If you cut classes, no one can call your parents.

Question: Why does a retiree often say he  doesn't miss work, but  misses the people he used to work with? 
Answer:    He is too polite to tell the whole truth. 

Question: What do you do all week?
Answer:    Monday to Friday; Nothing, Saturday & Sunday I rest.

           

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General Scroll Saw Talk / 'filterAfan' video from Steve....
« on: January 13, 2012, 11:36:45 pm »
Well what did you all think of the video from Steve today?

'filterAfan' system

Looks good to me but why cut the fan dimension down to 16" with the shroud?


~~~GB~~~

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A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:

"I usually don't do this on the first date."

"Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!"

"Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

"Can you hear me now?"

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

"You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

"Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

"You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out, you put your left and in and you shake it all about...."

"Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

"If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"

"Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

"You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

And the best one of them all...

"Could you write a note for my wife saying that, in your considered medical opinion, my head is not up there?"

~~~GB~~~

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Computer questions / Inkjet cartridges...
« on: January 13, 2012, 01:54:46 pm »
Do You....

1. Buy only the Manufacturer's cartridges?

2. Buy "Re-manufactured" or Re-filled cartridges?

3. Have your cartridges re-filled at Walgreen's or Office Depot or other store

4. Refill your own cartridges?

I personally am using Re-manufactured cartridges from <universalinkandtoner.com> and am very happy with the product and service.

~~~GB~~~

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General Scroll Saw Talk / Wood Supplier.....
« on: January 12, 2012, 12:53:14 am »
I was wandering around this site earlier and wondering if anyone has used them before...

Some very interesting wood there.

http://thehandsomewoodman.com/

~~~GB~~~

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The Coffee Shop / I Found It!
« on: January 11, 2012, 12:59:45 pm »
Check the latest addition to the GALLERY!

Remember this is a 74 year old picture....

~~~GB~~~

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The Coffee Shop / Here it is! # 5,000
« on: January 11, 2012, 11:52:57 am »
On April 19, 2010 at 6:18 a.m. I logged on and registered to be part of this magnificent Forum.

I had no idea what it was going to be like and I just wanted to get more and more information about a 'hobby' that I had found to be fun, interesting, aggravating, enjoyable and very rewarding.

What I found was something totally different! I found a HOME and a FAMILY!
Friends from around the U.S. and the entire world, most of whom I will never meet face to face, but who have become closer to me than many members of my actual family.

YOU have given me so much more than you can ever know, encouragement, instruction, advice, smiles, belly laughs, an occasional tear and yes even an occasional 'put down'.

Were it not for this forum and the people here I would have drifted away from this 'hobby/addiction' long ago and would not have enjoyed the last two years nearly as much as I have.

A special Thank You to Steve Good (what an appropriate last name!) for starting this group and making it possible for me to be a part of this wonderful FAMILY.

AND...Thank YOU, all my many friends, for being here and making an ol' guy happier than he has ever been.

God Bless you all!

~~~GrayBeard~~~

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The Coffee Shop / Morning!!!
« on: January 07, 2012, 02:10:22 am »
I'm warning you.....


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The Coffee Shop / The Plumbers....
« on: January 07, 2012, 02:08:12 am »
Oh, OHHHH!


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