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The Coffee Shop / Getting Married in Heaven?
« on: August 31, 2012, 02:58:57 pm »
On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple were involved in a fatal car accident.
They found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting they began to wonder; Could they possibly get married in Heaven?
When St. Peter arrived they asked him if they could get married in Heaven.
St. Peter said, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out," and he left.
The couple sat and waited for an answer... For a couple of months.
While they waited, they discussed the pros and cons. If they were allowed to get married in Heaven, should they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all? What if it doesn't work for them? Are we stuck in Heaven together forever?"

Another month passed. St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informed the couple, "You can get married in Heaven."
"Great!" said the couple. "But we were just wondering; what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard on the ground.

"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.

"OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouted.
"It took me 3 months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea of how long it'll take to find a lawyer?"

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General Scroll Saw Talk / Need a MANUAL?
« on: August 31, 2012, 02:50:26 pm »
Just got this information from one of my many newsletters...

MANUALSLIB has nearly a half million manuals online. If you're missing one, you'll likely find it at http://www.manualslib.com/

~~~GB~~~

NOTE: I have not checked it out yet so proceed with the usual diligence!
It did come from a VERY trusted source.

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The Coffee Shop / He did it!
« on: August 30, 2012, 11:39:40 pm »
Dan [dgman] has moved to #2 on the all time post chart!

Look Out RUSS!!!

Congrats, Dan!!!

~~~GB~~~

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General Scroll Saw Talk / Labor Day SALE....PeachTree!!!
« on: August 29, 2012, 11:23:42 am »
http://www.ptreeusa.com/edirect_082912.htm

Some really good buys in this one!

~~~GB~~~

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The Coffee Shop / "Undies"!!!
« on: August 19, 2012, 10:52:16 pm »

Leave it to a little kid to put a smile on your face!
This is truly first grade logic.

Little Susie goes home from school and tells her mom that the boys keep asking her to do cartwheels because she's very good at doing them.

Mom said : "YOU should say NO - they only want to look at your undies".

Susie said: " I know they do ... that's why I hide them in my backpack"!!

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The Coffee Shop / For Grand Parents......
« on: August 19, 2012, 10:47:37 pm »
Just too nice not to pass on!

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The Coffee Shop / CREATION!
« on: August 18, 2012, 05:37:19 pm »
Oh so True!

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The Coffee Shop / The smallest caliber you use to protect yourself?
« on: August 14, 2012, 07:16:46 pm »
I sort of agree with this one!  <bg>


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The Coffee Shop / As Cat owners already know....
« on: August 14, 2012, 03:52:31 pm »
and so true!


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The Coffee Shop / Watch Your SPEED!
« on: August 14, 2012, 03:51:13 pm »
Your passengers may be screaming this.....


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General Scroll Saw Talk / Drilling Tools Sale at PeachTree....
« on: August 14, 2012, 03:42:19 pm »

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General Scroll Saw Talk / Tyeler Tool...Clearance Sale in progress...
« on: August 14, 2012, 10:30:46 am »
Did not check all the prices but they do have some bargains...

http://www.tylertool.com/clearance/clearance,default,sc.html?start=0&sz=12

~~~GB~~~

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The Coffee Shop / DayCare????
« on: August 12, 2012, 07:05:04 pm »
Escapee.....

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The Coffee Shop / The "Water Bed"!
« on: August 09, 2012, 05:44:42 pm »
Water Bed in German furniture store.
Note that the sign says NOT to get on the bed,
but oh well?.the best way to motivate people to do something is to put up a sign saying
"Don't........!"
 
Turn on speakers and watch people trying out the water bed.
It's in German, but that only makes it funnier.

Watch for the last two ladies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wm-Ge8LL7o

~~~GB~~~

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The Coffee Shop / Is there a Supreme Being?
« on: August 04, 2012, 08:33:28 pm »
If not...Who taught this vine to wind itself around the uprights of the planter?

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