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The Coffee Shop / Celebration Time!
« on: June 19, 2010, 03:29:18 pm »
I just opened the mail. Very important looking large envelope from an attorney's office. First thought was "What the hell did I do NOW?"

With much trepidation I gingerly opened the envelope.
SURPRISE!!!
I had been part of a Class Action Suit against a medical equipment manufacturer and received my settlement check.

$335.00 ! ! ! !

I had totally forgotten about the paperwork I signed FOUR years ago so this was a very pleasant surprise!

New Yellow Saw is now paid for free and clear....

Look Out WoodCraft and Rockler, here I come....

Had to share this with somebody since I am home alone for two weeks.

~~~GrayBeard~~~

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General Scroll Saw Talk / Sources......"Reuseit" and "Freecycle"
« on: June 19, 2010, 11:59:39 am »
Two very worthwhile areas to check for a number of reasons.

1. Everything that would eventually go into a landfill is fair game to be posted thus decreasing the amount of 'stuff' dumped into the landfills.
2. Everything MUST be FREE!
3. Give and Take between individuals.
4. You never know what you will find that someone is giving away. I have received everything from phono albums to a pickup! I have given everything from computer parts to underwear!
5. There are 'groups' everywhere, some even have established 'chat groups' like ours!
6. Can be a source for WOOD and leftover building materials, paint, hardware, FURNITURE, etc.

Check this site for more information...
http://www.reuseitnetwork.org/

Locally I prefer the ReUseIt group but FreeCycle may fit better for others...
http://www.freecycle.org/

Do Your Part...Reduce, Reuse, Recycle.....

~~~GrayBeard~~~

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The Coffee Shop / Bored? Need a Break?
« on: June 18, 2010, 10:04:50 am »

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The Coffee Shop / A Marine's Salute during "Rolling Thunder"....
« on: June 17, 2010, 11:58:19 pm »
3000 vets on motorcycles from across the USA paraded in D.C. the Sunday before Memorial Day, while a solitary, saluting Marine greeted them out on Constitution Avenue... the Marine stood at salute for 3 straight hours, while the parade of roaring bikes kept on coming.... it is held in remembrance of those who've fallen in the military.... the event (or the group) is called Rolling Thunder... George Bush used to meet these bikers before they paraded... the camera is on the Marine a lot... watch his struggles with his emotions, and his struggles with holding that salute... the way he salutes is very touching... his head lowered, his eyes down, in reverence for the fallen... I know what he was feeling... and as I watched him, I could feel it too.... it got to be overwhelming for him... and the tears started flowing... watch what he says when he finally breaks, but keeps right on holding that salute...   

Click on this link to see the video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gfnmDGk0KM&feature=related

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The Coffee Shop / BREAKING NEWS ! ! !
« on: June 17, 2010, 11:45:47 pm »
BP just announced that they installed a wedding ring around the leaking pipe & it quit putting out.

<rimshot>

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The Coffee Shop / Good Advice!
« on: June 17, 2010, 08:37:37 pm »
Treat each person special, you never know ,they just might be.

Treat each day like it is your last.
 

Our days are happier when we give people a bit of our heart rather than a piece of our mind.

~~~GrayBeard~~~

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The Coffee Shop / Too Nice not to share....
« on: June 17, 2010, 05:26:39 pm »

A Father, a Daughter and a Dog - story by Catherine Moore

"Watch out! You nearly broad sided that car!" My father yelled at me. "Can't you do anything right?"
Those words hurt worse than blows. I turned my head toward the elderly man in the seat beside me, daring me to challenge him. A lump rose in my throat as I averted my eyes. I wasn't prepared for another battle.
"I saw the car, Dad . Please don't yell at me when I'm driving.."
My voice was measured and steady, sounding far calmer than I really felt.
Dad glared at me, then turned away and settled back. At home I left Dad in front of the television and went outside to collect my thoughts.... dark, heavy clouds hung in the air with a promise of rain. The rumble of distant thunder seemed to echo my inner turmoil. What could I do about him?
Dad had been a lumberjack in Washington and Oregon . He had enjoyed being outdoors and had reveled in pitting his strength against the forces of nature. He had entered grueling lumberjack competitions, and had placed often. The shelves in his house were filled with trophies that attested to his prowess.
The years marched on relentlessly. The first time he couldn't lift a heavy log, he joked about it; but later that same day I saw him outside alone, straining to lift it. He became irritable whenever anyone teased him about his advancing age, or when he couldn't do something he had done as a younger man.
Four days after his sixty-seventh birthday, he had a heart attack. An ambulance sped him to the hospital while a paramedic administered CPR to keep blood and oxygen flowing.
At the hospital, Dad was rushed into an operating room. He was lucky; he survived. But something inside Dad died. His zest for life was gone. He obstinately refused to follow doctor's orders. Suggestions and offers of help were turned aside with sarcasm and insults. The number of visitors thinned, then finally stopped altogether. Dad was left alone..
My husband, Dick, and I asked Dad to come live with us on our small farm. We hoped the fresh air and rustic atmosphere would help him adjust.
Within a week after he moved in, I regretted the invitation. It seemed nothing was satisfactory. He criticized everything I did. I became frustrated and moody. Soon I was taking my pent-up anger out on Dick. We began to bicker and argue.
Alarmed, Dick sought out our pastor and explained the situation. The clergyman set up weekly counseling appointments for us. At the close of each session he prayed, asking God to soothe Dad 's troubled mind.
But the months wore on and God was silent. Something had to be done and it was up to me to do it.
The next day I sat down with the phone book and methodically called each of the mental health clinics listed in the Yellow Pages. I explained my problem to each of the sympathetic voices that answered in vain.
Just when I was giving up hope, one of the voices suddenly exclaimed, "I just read something that might help you! Let me go get the article.."
I listened as she read. The article described a remarkable study done at a nursing home. All of the patients were under treatment for chronic depression. Yet their attitudes had improved dramatically when they were given responsibility for a dog.
I drove to the animal shelter that afternoon.. After I filled out a questionnaire, a uniformed officer led me to the kennels. The odor of disinfectant stung my nostrils as I moved down the row of pens. Each contained five to seven dogs. Long-haired dogs, curly-haired dogs, black dogs, spotted dogs all jumped up, trying to reach me. I studied
each one but rejected one after the other for various reasons too big, too small, too much hair. As I neared the last pen a dog in the shadows of the far corner struggled to his feet, walked to the front of the run and sat down. It was a pointer, one of the dog world's aristocrats. But this was a caricature of the breed.
Years had etched his face and muzzle with shades of gray. His hip bones jutted out in lopsided triangles. But it was his eyes that caught and held my attention. Calm and clear, they beheld me unwaveringly.
I pointed to the dog. "Can you tell me about him?" The officer looked, then shook his head in puzzlement. "He's a funny one. Appeared out of nowhere and sat in front of the gate. We brought him in, figuring someone would be right down to claim him. That was two weeks ago and we've heard nothing. His time is up tomorrow." He gestured helplessly.
As the words sank in I turned to the man in horror.. "You mean you're going to kill him?"
"Ma'am," he said gently, "that's our policy. We don't have room for every unclaimed dog."
I looked at the pointer again. The calm brown eyes awaited my decision. "I'll take him," I said. I drove home with the dog on the front seat beside me.. When I reached the house I honked the horn twice. I was helping my prize out of the car when Dad shuffled onto the front porch... "Ta-da! Look what I got for you, Dad !" I said excitedly.
Dad looked, then wrinkled his face in disgust. "If I had wanted a dog I would have gotten one. And I would have picked out a better specimen than that bag of bones. Keep it! I don't want it" Dad waved his arm scornfully and turned back toward the house.
Anger rose inside me. It squeezed together my throat muscles and pounded into my temples. "You'd better get used to him, Dad . He's staying!"
Dad ignored me.. "Did you hear me, Dad ?" I screamed. At those words Dad whirled angrily, his hands clenched at his sides, his eyes narrowed and blazing with hate. We stood glaring at each other like duelists, when suddenly the pointer pulled free from my grasp. He wobbled toward my dad and sat down in front of him. Then slowly, carefully, he raised his paw..
Dad 's lower jaw trembled as he stared at the uplifted paw Confusion replaced the anger in his eyes. The pointer waited patiently. Then Dad was on his knees hugging the animal.
It was the beginning of a warm and intimate friendship. Dad named the pointer Cheyenne . Together he and Cheyenne explored the community. They spent long hours walking down dusty lanes. They spent reflective moments on the banks of streams, angling for tasty trout. They even started to attend Sunday services together, Dad sitting in a pew and Cheyenne lying quietly at is feet.
Dad and Cheyenne were inseparable throughout the next three years.. Dad 's bitterness faded, and he and Cheyenne made many friends. Then late one night I was startled to feel Cheyenne 's cold nose burrowing through our bed covers. He had never before come into our bedroom at night.. I woke Dick, put on my robe and ran into my father's room. Dad lay in his bed, his face serene. But his spirit had left quietly sometime during the night.
Two days later my shock and grief deepened when I discovered Cheyenne lying dead beside Dad 's bed. I wrapped his still form in the rag rug he had slept on. As Dick and I buried him near a favorite fishing hole, I silently thanked the dog for the help he had given me in restoring Dad 's peace of mind.
The morning of Dad 's funeral dawned overcast and dreary. This day looks like the way I feel, I thought, as I walked down the aisle to the pews reserved for family. I was surprised to see the many friends Dad and Cheyenne had made filling the church. The pastor began his eulogy. It was a tribute to both Dad and the dog who had changed his life.
And then the pastor turned to Hebrews 13:2. "Do not neglect to show hospitality to strangers, for by this some have entertained angels without knowing it."
"I've often thanked God for sending that angel," he said.
For me, the past dropped into place, completing a puzzle that I had not seen before:  the sympathetic voice that had just read the right article... Cheyenne 's unexpected appearance at the animal shelter. . ..his calm acceptance and complete devotion to my father. . and the proximity of their deaths. And suddenly I understood. I knew that God had answered my prayers after all.
Life is too short for drama or petty things, so laugh hard, love truly and forgive quickly. Live While You Are Alive. Forgive now those who made you cry. You might not get a second time.

And if you don't send this to at least 4 people ---nobody cares?  But do share this with someone.

Lost time can never be found.
God answers our prayers in His time........not ours..

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The Coffee Shop / Scotch with 2 Drops of Water....
« on: June 17, 2010, 05:12:41 pm »
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water.

As the bartender gives her the drink she says,

'I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today..'

The bartender says, 'Well, since it's your birthday,

I'll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me.'

As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says,

'I would like to buy you a drink, too.'

The old woman says, 'Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water.'

'Coming up,' says the bartender

As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says,

I would like to buy you one, too.'

The old woman says, 'Thank you. Bartender,

I want another Scotch with two drops of water.' 'Coming right up,' the bartender says.

As he gives her the drink, he says, 'Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity.

Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?'

The old woman replies, 'Sonny, when you're my age,

you've learned how to hold your liquor.

Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue.'



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The Coffee Shop / Facts about "Lovemaking"....
« on: June 17, 2010, 02:21:53 pm »
Global Facts ... . ..At Any Given Moment:

 
FACT:79,000,000 people are engaged in 'lovemaking' - right now
 
FACT:58,000,000 are kissing.

FACT:37,000,000 are relaxing after 'lovemaking'.

FACT: 1 old timer is reading emails.

 You hang in there, Sunshine!!!

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The Coffee Shop / Quick Thinking "Father of the YEAR!
« on: June 17, 2010, 12:13:07 am »
    A man boarded a plane with six kids. 

    After they got settled in their seats a nosy busy body woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked,
"Are all of those kids yours??

    "Heavens NO", he replied,

    ?I work for a condom company.

    These are customer complaints. "

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The Coffee Shop / RedNeck 'hooker'....
« on: June 16, 2010, 11:57:35 pm »
A redneck was walking home late at night and saw a woman in the shadows.

''Twenty dollars' she whispers.

Bubba had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it's only twenty bucks So they hide in the bushes.

They're 'engaged' for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It's a police officer.

'What's going on here, people?' asks the officer.

'I'm making love to my wife!,' Bubba answers sounding annoyed

'Oh, I'm sorry,' says the cop, 'I didn't know'

'Well, neither did I, 'til ya shined that light in her face! "

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The Coffee Shop / U.S.Welfare.....
« on: June 16, 2010, 11:49:09 pm »
This morning I went to sign my Dog up for welfare. 
At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare". 
So I explained to her that my Dog is a mix in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and has no frigging clue who his Daddy is. 
He expects me to feed him, provide him with housing and medical care, and feel guilty because he is a dog.

So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.

My Dog gets his first check Friday.

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The Coffee Shop / Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
« on: June 16, 2010, 11:46:07 pm »
My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in
bed.

I turned to her and said,

'Do you want to make WHOOPEE?'

'No,'

she answered.

I then said,

'Is that your final answer?'

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying

'Yes.'

So I said,

'Then I'd like to phone a friend.'

And that's when the fight started...

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The Coffee Shop / The Anniversary Present....
« on: June 16, 2010, 11:43:32 pm »
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary..
She said,

'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a scale.

And then the fight started...

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The Coffee Shop / The Class Reunion!
« on: June 16, 2010, 11:42:04 pm »

My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she
kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby
table.
I asked her,
'Do you know him?'
'Yes,'
she sighed,
'He's my old boyfriend...  I understand he took to drinking right after we
split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!'
I said,
'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started...

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