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The Coffee Shop / Hey Dawie.....
« on: August 10, 2010, 10:50:50 am »
I received this in the email this a.m.

Is this for real?



HEMA is a Dutch department store.

The first store opened on November 4, 1926, in Amsterdam. Now there are 150 stores all over

the Netherlands.

Take a look at HEMA's product page - just wait a couple of seconds and watch what happens.

DON'T click on any of the items in the picture, just wait.

This company has a sense of humor and a great computer programmer, who has too much time on his hands.
     
        http://producten.hema.nl/

~~~GB~~~

1517
The Coffee Shop / Today is SHOP day......
« on: August 10, 2010, 09:22:34 am »
Back to more normal temps today...mid 80's so out to the SAW!!!!

~~~GB~~~

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General Scroll Saw Talk / Forum Speed!!!
« on: August 10, 2010, 09:19:48 am »
WOW!   Rolling right along this a.m.

Quick and Easy, that's our style!

Thank You, Mr. Steve!!!

~~~GrayBeard~~~

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General Scroll Saw Talk / Wood Source
« on: August 09, 2010, 06:22:08 pm »
Last week I was wandering through 'craigslist' and found in the "materials" section someone who had remodeled their kitchen. He then took most of the old OAK cabinets for use in the garage.
Leftover Doors, Drawers and miscellaneous pieces were for sale for a flat $25.
I went and picked them up and netted about $100 worth of usable OAK. Just needs to be cut down to size and sanded.

Sources for wood pop up in strange places.

Also check the various 'recycle' forums like Freecycle and ReUseIT in your area. People giving away furniture and other items made of wood.

~~~GrayBeard~~~

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The Coffee Shop / Passing this along!
« on: August 09, 2010, 06:10:57 pm »
"Blonde" joke for 'intellectuals!!!

http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/video/video.php?v=1203408119970

Thanks, Russ!!!

~~~GB~~~

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The Coffee Shop / Feeling OLD????
« on: August 09, 2010, 06:01:47 pm »

'Someone asked the other day, 'What was your favorite fast food when you were growing up?'
'We didn't have fast food when I was growing up,' I informed him.
'All the food was slow.' 

'C'mon, seriously. Where did you eat?'
'It was a place called 'at home,'' I explained. !
'Mom cooked every day and when Dad got home from work, we sat down together at the dining room table, and if I didn't like what she put on my plate I was allowed to sit there until I did like it.'

By this time, the kid was laughing so hard I was afraid he was going to suffer serious internal damage, so I didn't tell him the part about how I had to have permission to leave the table.

But here are some other things I would have told him about my childhood if I figured his system could have handled it :
Some parents NEVER owned their own house, never wore  Levis, never set foot on a golf course, never traveled out of the country or had a credit card.
In their later years they had something called a revolving charge card. The card was good only at  Sears Roebuck. Or maybe it was Sears & Roebuck.
Either way, there is no Roebuck anymore. Maybe he died.

My parents never drove me to soccer practice. This was mostly because we never had heard of soccer. I had a bicycle that weighed probably 50 pounds, and only had one speed, (slow)
We didn't have a television in our house until I was 16.
It was, of course, black and white, and the station went off the air at midnight, after playing the national anthem and a poem about God; it came back on the air at about 6 a..m. and there was usually a locally produced news and farm show on, featuring local people..

I was 21 before I tasted my first pizza, it was called 'pizza pie.'
When I bit into it, I burned the roof of my mouth and the cheese slid off, swung down, plastered itself against my chin and burned that, too. It's still the best pizza I ever had.

I never had a telephone in my room.
The only phone in the house was in the living room and it was on a party line. Before you could dial, you had to listen and make sure some people you didn't know weren't already using the line.

Pizzas were not delivered to our home But milk was.
All newspapers were delivered by boys and all boys delivered newspapers  --my brother delivered a newspaper, six days a week. It cost 7 cents a paper, of which he got to keep 2 cents. He had to get up at 6AM every morning.
On Saturday, he had to collect the 42 cents from his customers. His favorite customers were the ones who gave him 50 cents and told him to keep the change. His least favorite customers were the ones who seemed to never be home on collection day.

Movie stars kissed with their mouths shut. At least, they did in the movies. There were no movie ratings because all movies were responsibly produced for everyone to enjoy viewing, without profanity or violence or most anything offensive..

If you grew up in a generation before there was fast food, you may want to share some of these memories with your children or grandchildren Just don't blame me if they bust a gut laughing.

Growing up isn't what it used to be, is it?

MEMORIES from a friend :
My Dad is cleaning out my grandmother's house (she died in December) and he brought me an old Royal Crown Cola bottle. In the bottle top was a stopper with a bunch of holes in it.. I knew immediately what it was, but my daughter had no idea. She thought they had tried to make it a salt shaker or something. I knew it as the bottle that sat on the end of the ironing board to 'sprinkle' clothes with because we didn't have steam irons. Man, I am old.

How many do you remember?
Head lights dimmer switches on the floor.
Ignition switches on the dashboard.
Heaters mounted on the inside of the fire wall.
Real ice boxes.
Pant leg clips for bicycles without chain guards.
Soldering irons you heat on a gas burner.
Using hand signals for cars without turn signals.

Older Than Dirt Quiz :
Count all the ones that you remember not the ones you were told about.
Ratings at the bottom.

1. Blackjack chewing gum
2.Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water
3. Candy cigarettes
4. Soda pop machines that dispensed glass bottles
5. Coffee shops or diners with tableside juke boxes 
6. Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers
7. Party lines on the telephone
8 Newsreels before the movie
9. P.F. Flyers
10. Butch wax
11.. TV test patterns that came on at night after the last show and were there until TV shows started again in the morning. (there were only 3 channels... [if you were fortunate] )
12. Peashooters
13. Howdy Doody 
14. 45 RPM records
15. S&  H greenstamps
16. Hi-fi's
17. Metal ice trays with lever
18. Mimeograph paper
19. Blue flashbulb
20. Packards
21. Roller skate keys
22. Cork popguns
23. Drive-ins
24. Studebakers
25. Wash tub wringers

If you remembered 0-5 = You're still young
If you remembered 6-10 = You are getting older
If you remembered 11-15 = Don't tell your age
If you remembered 16-25 = You're older than dirt!

I might be older than dirt but those memories are some of the best parts of my life.

Don't forget to pass this along!!
Especially to all your really  OLD friends....

~~~GrayBeard~~~

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The Coffee Shop / Ol' BUTCH ! ! !
« on: August 09, 2010, 11:09:57 am »
Old Butch
John was in the fertilized egg business.

He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.

This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.

Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing.

Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.

John's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but this morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!

When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

To John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring.

He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and calmly walk on to the next one.

John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Saint Lawrence County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell Piece Prize," but they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.

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The Coffee Shop / Read this morning's BLOG entry!
« on: August 09, 2010, 09:26:50 am »
Steve is 'ailing'!

Tendonitis in right hand and arm!
Laid up for a while.

So we have to PLAY NICE!!! (don't we always?)

~~~GrayBeard~~~

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The Coffee Shop / While in Oklahoma....
« on: August 08, 2010, 09:07:44 pm »
the family was discussing our "Cherokee" heritage and i found out that my 'Indian' name is ....

"Runs Quickly With Beer"!

~~~GB~~~

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The Coffee Shop / To All "Would-Be Electricians" ! ! !
« on: August 07, 2010, 03:32:19 pm »
When you decide to install a "waterproof" outdoor 'device' box for a receptacle, GFCI, or light switch or anything else PLEASE remember that it will only be "WaterProof" if you use ALL the necessary parts that came with it.

I just averted a fire at the next door neighbor's house by rushing inside and shutting of the circuit breaker feeding his outdoor lighting circuit!

He decided to power wash his vinyl siding and hosed down the receptacle box and kept going around the corner. I was cleaning my patio and noticed smoke coming from under his deck. I ran over and sure enough the smoke was coming from the 'waterproof' receptacle box so I ran inside, flipped the necessary breaker, grabbed the extinguisher and applied it to the box and surrounding conduit.
Fortunately I saw it before the 'fire' had traveled up inside the conduit to the inside of the house.

As we took the box off the wall and examined it I asked where the 'gasket' that completes the seal was since I didn't see any charred remains.
His rather shy answer, "Oh hell I didn't think that thing was necessary!"

So he is now at Lowes buying all the necessary conduit, fittings, box and wire so we can replace it all CORRECTLY.

All damage (minor) was confined to the outside of the house, the inside of the conduit and one fixture. Some new conduit, wire and fittings along with a little paint will fix it all up.

Electricity and Gas (natural or propane) are wonderful and have been harnessed for our convenience.
HOWEVER, they can turn into vicious killers if not handled correctly and with the greatest respect.

If you don't know exactly what you are doing with them PLEASE ask or hire someone who does know.

I have to tell the active and retired firefighters here...That adrenaline rush sure made the training I had 30 years ago pop to the front of my memory bank so I could act.

~~~GrayBeard~~~

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The Coffee Shop / A Fast Drinker!
« on: August 07, 2010, 10:43:30 am »
A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool.
The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?"

The man says, "Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles."
The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next, and so on until all seven are gone almost as quickly as they were served.

Staring in disbelief, the bartender asks why he's doing all this fast drinking.

"You'd drink them this fast too if you had what I have."

The bartender hastily asks, "What do you have pal?"

The man quickly replies, "About a dollar and a half!"

~~~GB~~~

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General Scroll Saw Talk / F Y I .... Xara Photo & Graphic Designer
« on: August 06, 2010, 11:28:25 am »
Xara Photo & Graphic Designer Serves Most Desktop Publishing Needs at a Fraction of Photoshop Prices

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/08/03/AR2010080301551.html?wpisrc=nl_tech


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The Coffee Shop / For the Women....
« on: August 06, 2010, 11:11:37 am »
=: FOR WOMEN ONLY :=

~ Reason to smile: every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an aerobic class pulls a hamstring.

~ Women over 50 don't have babies, because they would put them down and forget where they left them.

~ One of life's mysteries is how a 2 lb box of candy can make a woman gain 5 lbs.

~ The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.

~ Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks two sizes!

~ I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That is my idea of a perfect day.

~ I know what Victoria's Secret is. The secret is that nobody older than 30 can fit into their stuff.

~ If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck?

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The Coffee Shop / Tragedy near Six Flags in St. Louis
« on: August 05, 2010, 01:41:05 pm »
A tractor trailer (bob-tailed...tractor only) blew a tire, swerved and tried to stop. That was rear-ended by a Chevy Blazer and then two school buses full of high school band members rammed into the Blazer. The first bus went completely over the top of the Blazer and was hit from behind by the second bus.
2 dead, 50 injured (mostly minor injuries).
I-44 closed eastbound for several miles.
The two buses were carrying band members from St. James, MO High School on their way to Six Flags for a fun day after 2 weeks of 'band camp'.
Quote from a former band member who was not on the trip. "Please pray for my friends!"

~~~GrayBeard~~~

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The Coffee Shop / The "Knots Prayer"
« on: August 05, 2010, 12:20:29 pm »
Interesting....

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