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The Coffee Shop / Angry Wife
« on: January 04, 2012, 08:58:51 pm »
A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being
payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the
entire weekend partying with the boys and spending
his entire paycheck. When He finally appeared at home,
Sunday Night, he was confronted by a very angry wife
and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade
befitting his actions.
Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said
to him, "How would you like it if you did not see me
for two or three days?" To which he replied, "That
would be fine with me."
Monday went by and he did not see his wife. Tuesday
and Wednesday came and went with the same results.
Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where
he could see her a little out of the corner of his left
eye.
LMBO
payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the
entire weekend partying with the boys and spending
his entire paycheck. When He finally appeared at home,
Sunday Night, he was confronted by a very angry wife
and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade
befitting his actions.
Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said
to him, "How would you like it if you did not see me
for two or three days?" To which he replied, "That
would be fine with me."
Monday went by and he did not see his wife. Tuesday
and Wednesday came and went with the same results.
Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where
he could see her a little out of the corner of his left
eye.
LMBO
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Brag Forum / Portrait Pattern
« on: January 04, 2012, 07:53:07 pm »
I make most of my patterns but I am really not good with portraits of people. I have been really struggling trying to learn how to make them. Well my daughters birthday is Sunday and she asked me if I could make a portrait of Gage my grandson for her. So I set out this morning going to master this portrait obstacle and I think I am finally getting it. I will let you be the judge. Comments and Constructive Criticism welcome. I hope to continue and get better. 
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The Coffee Shop / Worrying
« on: January 04, 2012, 05:01:27 am »
Worrying, it actually works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen. 
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The Coffee Shop / *** HAPPY NEW YEAR ***
« on: December 31, 2011, 08:36:17 am »
Happy New Year to all members, who have all become special friends and their families.
From me to you, to start off the New Year.
((((((( Hugzzzzz ))))))))
From me to you, to start off the New Year.
((((((( Hugzzzzz ))))))))
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The Coffee Shop / Thoughts and prayers please.
« on: December 20, 2011, 08:10:15 pm »
Two of my daughters went to school with this young man and Ashley graduated with him. He has been in our home on several occasions and was loved very much. Such a sad situation and Christmas for his family. My thoughts and prayers go out to his family.
Lakeland Police Officer Arnulfo Crispin
Lakeland Police Officer Arnulfo Crispin
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The Coffee Shop / My Heart is Breaking
« on: December 19, 2011, 01:47:57 pm »
I understand how people feel when they see their ex with someone else.. 
I feel the same way when I see the pizza guy at someone else's house
LMBO
I feel the same way when I see the pizza guy at someone else's house
LMBO
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The Coffee Shop / From My Family to Yours.
« on: December 17, 2011, 12:54:15 pm »
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Hope you all enjoy watching as much as I do. When they see it I am going to get killed. LMBO
Russ
Russ & Nancy, Cameron, Cody and Cory
Russ & Nancy, Brandy, Amber, Ashley
Russ & Nancy, Chad, Cassidy
Ok all kids are in. LMBO
Russ
Russ & Nancy, Cameron, Cody and Cory
Russ & Nancy, Brandy, Amber, Ashley
Russ & Nancy, Chad, Cassidy
Ok all kids are in. LMBO
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The Coffee Shop / Texas Dwarf PG-13
« on: December 16, 2011, 09:48:44 am »
PG-13 Read at your own risk..
The testicles of a Texas Dwarf hurt and ached almost all the time.
The dwarf went to the doctor and told him about his problem.
The Doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look.
The dwarf dropped his pants.
The doctor stood him up on to the examining table, and started to examine him.
The doc put one finger under his left testicle and told the dwarf to turn his
Head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia.'Aha!' mumbled the doc,
And as he put his finger under the right testicle, he asked the dwarf to cough
Again. 'Aha!' said the Doctor once more, and reached for his surgical scissors.
Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side, then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side.
The dwarf was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that The snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the dwarf to walk around the Examining room to see if his testicles still hurt. The dwarf was absolutely
Delighted as he walked around and discovered his boys were no longer aching.
The doctor said, 'How does that feel now?'
The dwarf replied,
'Perfect, Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did you do?
'The doctor replied, 'I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots.
The testicles of a Texas Dwarf hurt and ached almost all the time.
The dwarf went to the doctor and told him about his problem.
The Doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look.
The dwarf dropped his pants.
The doctor stood him up on to the examining table, and started to examine him.
The doc put one finger under his left testicle and told the dwarf to turn his
Head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia.'Aha!' mumbled the doc,
And as he put his finger under the right testicle, he asked the dwarf to cough
Again. 'Aha!' said the Doctor once more, and reached for his surgical scissors.
Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side, then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side.
The dwarf was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that The snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the dwarf to walk around the Examining room to see if his testicles still hurt. The dwarf was absolutely
Delighted as he walked around and discovered his boys were no longer aching.
The doctor said, 'How does that feel now?'
The dwarf replied,
'Perfect, Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did you do?
'The doctor replied, 'I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots.
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The Coffee Shop / Saw Dust Addiction
« on: December 14, 2011, 01:50:15 pm »
A Scroll Saw is the only medication for my saw dust addiction, so I am wishing my condition ain't never gonna go away. 
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Brag Forum / Another Hot off the printer and saw.
« on: December 10, 2011, 08:06:55 am »
This is the second in a series I am designing and making.
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Brag Forum / Family Ornaments
« on: December 08, 2011, 01:34:41 pm »
I made name ornaments for the family. These are three out of the nineteen total. The rest the wife already had on the tree.
