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Pattern Requests. / any help clydesdale pattern

« on: December 19, 2010, 06:50:01 am »

hi all,i had a pattern of clydesdale horses ploughing,a front view,i do not know where i got it  but cannot find it,has anybody got any info on such a pattern,thankyou

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Brag Forum / my latest trial

« on: November 18, 2010, 05:52:36 am »

my latest trial from 3d scrollsaw pattern book

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Brag Forum / scrolling is addictive-my new work

« on: September 17, 2010, 02:34:25 am »

i will have to cleanup and frame these

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The Coffee Shop / woman trouble's

« on: September 15, 2010, 03:51:42 am »

Paddy is passing by Mick's hay shed one day when through a gap in the door,
he sees Mick doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red
Massey Ferguson.

Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first
the right welly, followed by the left.

He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move,
lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over
his corduroy trousers .

Grabbing both sides of his checked shirt he rips it apart to reveal his tea
stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat cap on
to a pile of hay.

'What on earth are you doing Mick' says Paddy

'Jeez Paddy, ye frightened the livin bejasus out of me' says an obviously
embarrassed Mick, 'but me and the Missus been having some trouble lately in
the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I do something sexy to
a tractor."

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Brag Forum / my first pattern-traction engine

« on: September 14, 2010, 06:37:29 am »

my first pattern i have done ,and cut out,can only get better

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General Scroll Saw Talk / my first portrait slim dusty

« on: August 10, 2010, 07:48:56 am »

this is my first try at a portrait.it is of slim dusty,famous australian country singer.any opinions?

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The Coffee Shop / frozen chicken

« on: June 17, 2010, 03:03:45 am »

i hope this is in the right place.
a man had this parrot that was always swearing and threatened to put it in the freezer every time it swore.the first time he put it in the freezer for a minute,then took it out,the parrot was cold dut didnt deter it from swearing.the next time he put it in for 2 minutes and the parrot came out covered in ice,shaking with cold and the parrot said he wouldnt do it again.after a week the parrot started swearing again,so he put it in the freezer for 5 minutes,so when he took the parrot out,and thawed him a bit,the parrot said ,you win,i don't know what the chicken did,but it must have been really bad.