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Pattern Requests. / Silhouettes

« on: January 27, 2012, 12:53:59 am »

Could someone please make me some small silhouettes?  I need, butterfly, dolphin, fairy, car, plane, guitar, horse, unicorn and a train.  Thanks for any help given.

Marg

137

The Coffee Shop / Australia Day

« on: January 26, 2012, 01:19:56 am »

Happy Australia Day everyone.

Marg

138

The Coffee Shop / More Church Newletter Blooper

« on: January 25, 2012, 12:43:45 am »

Here are some more bloopers from church newsletters.

The sermon this morning: 'Jesus walks on water'.  The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus'.

Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale.  Its a chance to get rid of those things that are not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.

Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.

This evening at 7pm there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.

Weight Watchers will meet at 7pm at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.


Marg

139

Pattern Requests. / Coasters

« on: January 10, 2012, 11:44:16 pm »

I'm am going to England in June and will be staying with friends for a time and I would like to take them some coasters with Australian wildlife on them.  So could someone please help me with the patterns, I would like a Kangaroo, a Possum, a Koala, an Emu, maybe a Cockatoo with his comb open and of course a Wombat.  They just need to be simple if you get what I mean.  Thanks for you help.

Marg

140

The Coffee Shop / Magic mirror

« on: January 09, 2012, 12:47:03 am »

An old lady goes to a market and buys a magic mirror.  When she gets it home she stands it up in her bedroom and looks at herself in it.  Her husband is watching her from outside the door.  Suddenly she says "Magic mirror on the floor make me the most beautiful of them all" Puff suddenly she is tall, blonde and extremely shapely.  When she walks away her husband goes up the mirror and says "Magic mirror on the floor make my willie touch the floor", and puff his legs fall off.

Marg

141

The Coffee Shop / Exercise

« on: January 08, 2012, 01:30:59 am »

I don't exercise it makes my coffee spill.

Marg

142

Brag Forum / Small Items

« on: January 05, 2012, 02:20:43 am »

The name and dog bones were an order for Christmas gifts, they were made from 1/4" Tasmanian Blackwood.  The bookmarks I put in with my Christmas cards, they are made from 2.5mm marine ply, I made 30 or 40 of them.  I hope you like them.

Marg   

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The Coffee Shop / HNY

« on: December 31, 2011, 02:16:36 am »

To each and everyone of you I wish you a Happy, Healthy and Safe 2012  Please stay safe on the NYE roads. there are a lot of idiots around at this time of the year.

((((HUGS)))) for all of you.

Marg

144

The Coffee Shop / Merry Christmas

« on: December 22, 2011, 12:04:16 am »

I would like to wish all of my friends her a very Merry Christmas and a happy, safe and healthy 2012.  Take extra care on the roads during the holidays.

Marg

145

The Coffee Shop / Young

« on: December 05, 2011, 12:50:32 am »

Young at heart, slightly older in other places.

Marg

146

The Coffee Shop / Finally

« on: December 01, 2011, 12:54:18 am »

Finally we are off water restrictions after 11years.  The dams are 3/4 to almost full which is great news.  There were virtually empty at one point but thanks to all the rain that we have had over the last year we are back to normal.  Plus we can now get bananas for around $3.00 a kilo they went up to $16 earlier in the year because of the Queensland floods and hurricane.  So now life's good.

Marg

147

The Coffee Shop / Thank You

« on: November 28, 2011, 12:52:30 am »

Thanks Cherie my gift arrived today and I hope you don't mind but I'm saving it to open at Christmas because I just love surprises and I know I will just love it.  Thanks again.

Marg

148

Computer questions / Not sure........

« on: November 26, 2011, 02:00:28 am »

Not sure if this is a computer question, a ask Steve question or a general question, but;
Could someone please tell me how to download Steve's Oval keyring pattern maker.  It keeps wanting me to get WinZip and I don't want to pay for it.  I have tried and tried saying open with Office and the WinZip window still pops up.  Help please.

Marg

149

General Scroll Saw Talk / Ex21 Poll

« on: November 25, 2011, 12:55:09 am »

I would like to know how many of you have an Ex21 and what was your last saw?

Marg

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Ask Steve a question. / Cats

« on: November 23, 2011, 12:59:06 am »

Hi Steve, I was showing a friend of mine a couple of dog bone names I had just finished using you key ring pattern maker and she said that it was,'t fair to cat lovers because they should have something too.  So I was wondering if you could come up with a similar sort of pattern maker but with a fish as the main outline so we could put the names inside.  Thanks

Marg