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The Coffee Shop / Wonderfl Visit!

« on: November 30, 2010, 12:19:56 am »

Had a great weekend with the family...Got to hang out with grandkids and just relax and be 'family'!
Heading home early in the morning...

~~~GB~~~

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The Coffee Shop / Here we go!

« on: November 26, 2010, 12:07:22 pm »

Into the shower and then off to the airport!

Next login will be from Littleton, Colorado...sunny, 37?, 31% humidity!

Bye for now!

~~~GrayBeard~~~

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The Coffee Shop / TSA...bumper stickers!

« on: November 25, 2010, 03:07:21 pm »

Here they are!

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General Scroll Saw Talk / Back by Popular Demand....from DeWalt!

« on: November 25, 2010, 03:04:53 pm »

New Nail Gun, made by DeWALT
 
It can drive a 16-D nail through a 2x4 at 200 yards.
This makes construction a breeze, you can sit in your lawn chair and build a fence.
Just get your wife to hold the fence boards in place while you sit back,
and relax and when she has the board in the right place, just fire away. 
With the hundred round magazine, you can build the fence with a minimum of reloading.  After a day of fence building with the new DeWalt Rapid fire nail gun, the wife will not ask you to build or fix anything else, probably, ever again.

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The Coffee Shop / Shocking News!

« on: November 25, 2010, 02:35:58 pm »

Seniors filing Bankruptcy at ALARMING rate...

http://www.walletpop.com/blog/2010/11/22/elderly-americans-increasingly-declaring-bankruptcy-in-retiremen/?ncid=webmail

~~~GB~~~

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The Coffee Shop / Alzheimer's Test....

« on: November 24, 2010, 09:26:22 pm »

The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of
Psychiatry at Harvard University .
Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake.

The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it!

1.    This is this cat.
2.    This is is cat.
3.    This is how cat.
4.    This is to cat.
5.     This is keep cat.
6.    This is an cat.
7.    This is old cat.
8    This is fart cat.
9.    This is busy cat.
10.  This is for cat.
11.  This is forty cat.
12.  This is seconds cat.

Now, go back and read the THIRD word in each sentence from Top to Bottom!

G O T C H A ! ! !

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The Coffee Shop / I repeat..."Don't mess with SENIORS!"

« on: November 24, 2010, 06:53:16 pm »

We are sharp!

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99.

'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs.'

'Then, I'll have to charge you $3.49 because you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her.

'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' my wife asked incredulously.   

'YES!' stated the waitress.

'I'll take the special then,' my wife said..

'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked.

'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied.



She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.         
DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!
WE'VE been  around the block more than once

~~~GrayBeard~~~

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The Coffee Shop / Thanksgiving in OZ!

« on: November 24, 2010, 06:34:54 pm »

Yep! They had it there too!

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The Coffee Shop / That INSTANT before the Pain Begins! #3

« on: November 24, 2010, 03:08:39 pm »

MORE PAIN coming soon!!!

~~~GB~~~

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The Coffee Shop / This 'video' shows real "guts"....

« on: November 24, 2010, 03:06:19 pm »

by a WOMAN pilot in the 1920's!

Would be like changing the blade while the saw is RUNNING!

~~~GB~~~

http://www.oshkosh365.org/ok365_DiscussionBoardTopic.aspx?id=1235&boardid=147&forumid=180&topicid=5584

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The Coffee Shop / That INSTANT before the Pain Begins! #2

« on: November 24, 2010, 12:01:09 pm »

Big HURT is a comin'!

~~~GB~~~

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The Coffee Shop / That INSTANT before the Pain Begins! #!

« on: November 24, 2010, 11:59:30 am »

'This is gonna HURT!"

~~~GB~~~

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The Coffee Shop / The Blind Farmer....

« on: November 23, 2010, 01:00:46 pm »

getting ready for "Turkey Day"!

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General Scroll Saw Talk / Sloan's !!!!!

« on: November 23, 2010, 12:56:22 pm »

I received an order yesterday.

Placed the order by fax on Thursday.

Didn't have the charge posted to my card until this morning!!!

NOW THAT is service!!!

~~~GB~~~

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General Scroll Saw Talk / Hey GANG...Cherie posted this on 'facebook' this morning!

« on: November 23, 2010, 12:54:06 pm »

"Cherie L. Eppler
Another day to sit alone in a dark room, cry, and wonder what you did to deserve this life. No one cares. No one to comfort you."

Sounds like she could use some "cheering up"!

~~~GrayBeard~~~