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The Coffee Shop / Riding Lawnmower.....

« on: December 04, 2010, 11:21:16 pm »

My Wife always wanted a riding lawn mower.

She works all day and was always tired when she came home from work
and thought that a riding lawn mower would help her get the yard work done quicker so she would have more time for the chores inside the house.

SO, being the handy sort of guy that I am, I made her a riding lawn mower.
I guess I thought she would squeal with delight or something and give me a big hug.

 
To this day I have never been able to understand
why some women are so hard to please .

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The Coffee Shop / Music! by the "Cup Size Choir"

« on: December 03, 2010, 04:50:31 pm »

Enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5wNafq4v-E&feature=player_embedded

~~~GB~~~

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The Coffee Shop / Well it is .....

« on: December 03, 2010, 12:45:59 am »

"Corn Huskers" time again!

Between the cold, sawdust, mineral spirits, alcohol and various and sundry other 'drying' agents it is time to bring out the "Corn Huskers" lotion!

What do YOU use to keep the fingers from 'splitting'?

~~~GrayBeard~~~

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The Coffee Shop / The YEAR you were born!

« on: December 02, 2010, 11:45:12 pm »

I've Received E-Mails About The Year Of My Birth' Before...
This One Is Completely Different.
Give It A Try And Click The Link Below.
 Very Interesting!!!   Just enter the year of your birth in the box and watch history unfold!    CLICK BELOW...
<What Happened In My Birth Year>


Something to think about!

~~~GrayBeard~~~What Happened In My Birth Year

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The Coffee Shop / What a "Real Woman" does......

« on: December 02, 2010, 06:23:28 pm »

 *WHAT A REAL WOMAN DOES*


A real woman is a man's best friend.

 

She will never stand him up and never let him down.

 
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.


She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.

 

She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.

 

She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible. . .
 






No wait... Sorry... I'm thinking of beer.

That's what beer does...

Never mind.

~~~GB~~~

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The Coffee Shop / WHY???

« on: December 02, 2010, 06:19:00 pm »

Doesn't this ever happen when I am at the MALL so I could join in?

~~~GB~~~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXh7JR9oKVE 

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The Coffee Shop / The "Perfect" Man and Woman!

« on: December 01, 2010, 02:47:18 pm »

http://www.flashfunpages.com/couple.swf
 
Gotcha!

~~~GB~~~

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The Coffee Shop / Have FUN!

« on: December 01, 2010, 12:40:57 pm »

Click on the ball to change the color!

~~~GB~~~

http://thedogpaddler.com/RandomUploads/Ball/ball.htm

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The Coffee Shop / Do you like "Illusions"?

« on: December 01, 2010, 12:26:35 pm »

TEN 'illusions' in FIVE minutes!
From a Dutch TV show...

http://www.flixxy.com/worlds-fastest-magician.htm

Enjoy!

~~~GB~~~

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The Coffee Shop / The Instant before the PAIN begins...#5

« on: December 01, 2010, 12:01:56 pm »

Another "OUCH!"

That is REALLY gonna HURT!!!!

~~~GB~~~

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The Coffee Shop / The Instant before the PAIN begins...#4

« on: December 01, 2010, 12:00:14 pm »

Continuing the 'series'....

~~~GB~~~

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The Coffee Shop / A CAT named,,,"Lucky"!

« on: December 01, 2010, 11:57:12 am »

A CAT NAMED LUCKY...

You are probably expecting a heart-wrenching story about a cat that got run over by a truck;
Lost a leg; and dragged himself 100 miles....
After being bitten by a snake?

W R O N G !

Meet "Lucky"!!!

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The Coffee Shop / Airline "Captains"

« on: December 01, 2010, 11:41:49 am »

DEFINITELY should NOT be "texting" while taxiing!

~~~GB~~~

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The Coffee Shop / Just how "Marketing Savy" are you?

« on: December 01, 2010, 11:31:18 am »

Take this simple and fun test and find out!

  http://www.cramersweeney.com/smiq.html

I got 18 out of 20!

~~~GB~~~

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The Coffee Shop / Safe to get on an airplane?

« on: December 01, 2010, 11:24:47 am »

Here is how you KNOW there is a Terrorist at the airport.....

~~~GB~~~