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The Coffee Shop / Pin Cushion

« on: November 27, 2012, 12:59:20 am »

I am a guinea pig doing a heart research program and so yesterday I had to have a fasting blood test.  Next week I have an appointment with my Diabetic specialist so had to go for a fasting blood test today.  My arms are like pin cushions  glad I don't have to do it every week.

Marg   

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The Coffee Shop / Sex on Mars

« on: November 15, 2012, 11:43:08 pm »

 


Sex On Mars  ;

The year is 2222 and Charlie and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating
enough Frequent Flier miles.

They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things.

Charlie asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how
they make money, etc.

Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex.

'Just how do you guys do it?' asks Maureen.

The Martian responds, 'Pretty much the way you do.'

A discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the
night and experience one another... Maureen and the male Martian go off to a
bedroom where the Martian strips.. He's got only a teeny,weenie member about
half an inch long and just a quarter-inch thick.

'I don't think this is going to work,' says Maureen..

'Why?' he asks. 'What's the matter?'

'Well,' she replies, 'it's just not long enough to reach me!'

'No problem,' he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With
each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite
impressively long.

'Well,' she says, 'that's quite impressive, but it is still narrow.'

'No problem,' he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull, his
member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely
exciting to the woman.

'Wow!' she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad passionate love.

The next day the couples rejoin their other partners and go their separate
ways. As they walked along, Charlie asks, 'Well, was it any
good?'

'I hate to say it,' says Maureen, 'but it was wonderful. How about you?'

'It was horrible,' he replies. 'All I got was a headache ... She kept
slapping my forehead and pulling my ears.'


IF YOU DON'T LAUGH AT THIS, YOU ARE BEYOND HOPE!!!


Marg

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The Coffee Shop / Man down in aisle 5

« on: November 15, 2012, 11:41:23 pm »

A  husband and wife are shopping in their local  Woolworths
The husband picks up a case of  Fosters beer  and puts  it in their trolley.
'What do you think  you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on  sale, only $20  for 24  cans he replies.
'Put them back, we can't  afford them'   demands  the wife, and so they carry on  shopping.

A few  aisles further on along the woman picks up a $40  jar of face cream and puts it in the basket. 
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the  husband.
'Its my face cream. It makes me  look beautiful,' replies the wife.
Her  husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Fosters and  it's half the price.'

He never knew what hit  him.


Marg

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Pattern Requests. / HELP Please!

« on: November 13, 2012, 10:38:09 pm »

Hi Guys, I really need some help with this pattern please.  Not sure if its the freckles putting me off or what.  You see I don't do my patterns like you guys, I use black markers and liquid paper and it takes me anything up to a week to make a pattern, a bit like a dinosaur painting a picture.  LOL  Anyway if someone could give me a helping hand I would very much appreciate it.

Marg

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The Coffee Shop / Photos

« on: November 09, 2012, 12:13:15 am »

What photo programs do you use to store your family photos on, only I need a new one and I'm not sure what to do. A friend suggested Photobucket to put them on but I don't know. Any suggestions will be helpful, unless it comes from Gabby and then I'm not so sure.  LOL

Marg

111

Brag Forum / What I've been working on

« on: November 08, 2012, 10:40:16 pm »

These are 3 of the things that I have been working on recently.
The first one is of a football club emblem for a friend for Christmas it made from 3mm Marine ply Pattern by Old Crow DonR thanks Don
The second one is of a Tornado. It is for a cousin who's son died in a motor vehicle accident on his way back to base, he was in the RAF and he worked on these planes.  Also made from 3mm Marine ply.  Pattern is by Old Crow DonR Thanks Don
And the last one is of a Vulcan made for the same cousin.  Also made of 3mm Marine ply and the pattern is by me.  All the frames were cheap pine frames stained with a teak stain.  Hope you like them.

Marg

112

The Coffee Shop / Nightmare of a time.

« on: October 29, 2012, 07:44:49 am »

As most of you may remember my daughter and her husband separated days before I went away for 13 weeks holiday. Well while I was away some weird things happened. Her Facebook
page was hijacked and new pages started that she did not start. A few times her email accounts were either hijacked or hacked. This also happened to my other  daughters email accounts and Facebook  page and they tried to get my Facebook  page and one of my email accounts. But in the last week things have escalated to nightmare proportions, this  @#${@&#  as signed my eldest daughter (the unmarried one) to a whole heap of things including a loan. He changed her email power company using her name my address and my other daughters phone number. He hacked into my email account, luckily it's one I rarely use and found a email address that was changed quite some time ago.  There are some rather tacky photos going around using my youngest daughters name in the email address, which is not hers.  We have to go to court on Friday to get a Personal Safety Order because we are some 95% certain we know who it is and we can't go any further with the police unless we have that first.  It is worst than a nightmare because at least you walk up from a nightmare we are yet to wake up from this.  Sorry that this goes on a bit but I just needed to talk to my friends about it all

Marg

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The Coffee Shop / Blown away

« on: September 26, 2012, 02:52:23 am »

I entered my cutting of Malbry Mill into The Royal Melbourne Show and guess what.........I CAME SECOND.  There were quite a few entries in the wood work section and I CAME SECOND.  I am absolutely blown away, I can't get the grin off my face.  I CAME SECOND.  Yippeeeeeeeee

Marg

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Pattern Requests. / Aircraft

« on: September 18, 2012, 02:47:06 am »

I guys, I'm looking for 2 patterns please, both aircraft. One is a Tornado and the other is a Typhoon.  Thanks for your help.

Marg

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The Coffee Shop / I'm Back

« on: September 09, 2012, 02:57:15 am »

Hi guys, I'm back.  Think I am finally over the jet lag but I've been busy catching up with friends and other bits and pieces so I'm still going at full steam ahead, hopefully it will all slow down soon.  Hope you've all been well while I've been away and not been too naughty especially you Gabby. LOL

Marg

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Introduce Yourself. / Hi

« on: September 09, 2012, 02:52:09 am »

Hi to everyone that has joined in the last 14 weeks. I am Marg and I'm from Australia, I have been away on a very long holiday but I will catch up with you all eventually I'm sure.

Marg

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The Coffee Shop / Home Soon

« on: August 26, 2012, 03:23:05 pm »

Hi Guys. Well we are coming to the end, we fly out on Friday night and arrive back in Oz on Sunday at 5.30am. Can't wait to be back I've missed my daughters and Grandchildren something terrible, can't wait to give them all a big hug.
It will take me a couple of weeks to go throught all the posts here and catch up with everything but I'm looking forward to it. Plus I have some orders to fill when I get back (hope I haven't lost the nack), but I'm sure it won't take me long to get it back.
Till next week take care.

Marg  (((HUGS)))

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The Coffee Shop / Next Holiday update

« on: July 26, 2012, 04:40:11 pm »

Ok I'll tell you about Paris. First we were picked up at the train station by a taxi that charged us 95euros later found out should only be 25euro. Went to Disneyland by underground, on the way back we got stuck on the underground for almost 3 hours because there had been a suicide on the track further up the line.  All anounments were in French but thankfully I found a couple of people that spoke English to tell us what was happening plus a lovely frenchman that could not speak English but did the best he could to help. Got to the next station and our tickets had expired and the ticket person would not help us because we did not speak french. Thankfully there was a nice person around to help us.
Next day we went on a on/off tour bus of Paris, had to get off it because the door stopped working, had to wait for another one.
On our last day we had a skip the line tour of the Eiffel Tower and about 10mins before the end of the tour half of the 2nd level was being taped off, people were still coming up but a suspicous package had been found and the lifts had been cancelled & if you wanted to get off you had to walk, well we had to walk because we had a train to catch so over 700 steps and 20mins later we got to the bottom. That was our 4 days in Paris was very glad when we got to London. LOL
Well we are now in Scotland now, & we had a great week in Ireland last week and so far the weathers been fine in Scotland. We are going to the Edinburgh Tattoo at the end of next week, I'm really looking forward to that.
Ok take care and I'll check in again soon.

Marg

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The Coffee Shop / Holiday update

« on: July 14, 2012, 11:19:08 am »

Hi everyone sorry its been quite a while since I checked in with you but we have done a lot of travelling and looking around.  Since my last check in we have been to Norfolk, Paris, London, Portsmouth, Clevedon near Bristol and now I am in Cearleon with Iggygiles.  We have spent a beautiful couple of days with Iggy and his wife Fran, he gave me the guided tour of his workshop and the village that he lives in its been marvelous.  The worst part of the holiday so far as been Paris but that is a very long story so I will leave that untill my next up date.  Hope you are all keeping well and staying out of trouble.  Next up date should be in 2 or 3 weeks so keep the saw dust flying.

Marg

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The Coffee Shop / Checking In

« on: June 12, 2012, 03:36:17 pm »

Hi everyone, thought I would take 5 and check in.  We are in our old home town and boy what a shock to the system.  Basicly they have knocked everything down that we remember and rebuilt it.  The house where I was born is still standing in fact that as not changed at all but that is it.  Even the locals are having problems with getting around the town at the moment with a lot of the roads being changed.  Still we are having fun and that is the main thing.  We are here for another couple of weeks so I may get chance to check in again.

Miss you all.  ((((HUGS)))) to everyone.

Marg