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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: Gabby on April 23, 2012, 01:38:28 pm
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A father put his 3-year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers, which ended by saying, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa."
The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?'
The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."
The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence.
A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this, "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma."
The next day the grandmother died.
"Holy crap" thought the father, "this kid is in contact with the other side."
Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say, "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy."
He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and watched the clock.
He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived; he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.
When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen you work so late. What's the matter?"
He said, "I don't want to talk about it. I've just spent the worst day of my life."
She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning my golf pro dropped dead in the middle of my lesson!"
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I know it's corn, but it's fresh off the cob. LOL ;D
I haven't any thing else to do but pass along jokes right now.
Gabby
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;D ;D ;D oldie, but still brings a laugh.
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That joke is like you and me Gabby. The old ones are always THE BEST LOL.
No horse hunting tonight Gabby, it is absolutely p***ing down.
Rob Roy.
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Good one Gabby.
Same here Rob Roy
Marg
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That joke is like you and me Gabby. The old ones are always THE BEST LOL.
No horse hunting tonight Gabby, it is absolutely p***ing down.
Rob Roy.
The heck of it is, -- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------I've never seen it before! So it's new to me, go figure I live a sheltered reclusive life.
Well Roy I'll let you off this time, wouldn't want you catching your death of a cold just to snag some old nag not worth the glue pot.
Stay dry my friend, we'll go rustleing some other night.
Gabby
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LOL
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LOL!!! I didnt see that one coming. LOL!!
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Rob, thought it was best time to go Horse Hunting when it's p***ing down, the horses get bogged down and can't run away from you old timers lol
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Hi Keefie, yes, the horses do get bogged down, but so do I at my age. I couldn't run a bath never mind run after a horse LOL.
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Hi Keefie, yes, the horses do get bogged down, but so do I at my age. I couldn't run a bath never mind run after a horse LOL.
No wonder all you rustle is old nags that can't get away from you by running.
Haven't you ever heard of an oats bucket half full with some carrots sliced up and mixed in.
That's horse candy and irresistable, and you have to be sharp and not get trampled.
Boy I thought I taught you everything you ---- NO WAIT that wasn't me! Sheesh!!!
LOL
Gabby