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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: Dakota Saw Dust on April 18, 2012, 08:48:59 pm
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Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman..........
You Can Buy A Silencer For A Gun !!!
And remember: Guns have only two enemies.....Rust and Politicians !
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My wife hit me for laughing to loud :) :) :)
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That is a VERY good one. Gotta go now the wife is coming, ;D ;D ;D
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If I could have found one that could cook, I'd have married it! LOL ;D ;D
Don't tell Laurie.
I'll be eating Beans and weenies every day! LMBO
Gabby