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Title: Scented candles for men
Post by: jscott2 on March 06, 2012, 10:21:43 pm

It seems in this day and time you can?t go into an area dominated by a woman without detecting the ?aroma? (odorous terribilis) of some kind of bizarre scented candle. Everything from ?Boysenberry Vanilla Potpourri? to ?Spice Orange Jasmine Chocolate?. Sometimes it gives me a headache!

Well, it?s about time men had their own scented candles. Below you will find a few scents men would appreciate.

SCENTED CANDLES FOR MEN

?62 Chevy truck ? Interior and Exhaust
Gunpowder
Wet Dog (only if it?s your own dog)
Frying Bacon (actually, a lot of different fried foods)
Wood Smoke
Chainsaw Exhaust
Freshly Caught Bass
Ozone (arc welder, of course)
Acetylene
Freshly Moved Dirt
Sale Barn
Silage
Sawdust
New Tires
Hot Metal
3 Year Old Baseball Cap
Ammonia Fertilizer (light, of course)
Burning Grass or Leaves
Alfalfa
Firecrackers
Latex Paint

Title: Re: Scented candles for men
Post by: Marcellarius on March 07, 2012, 02:30:29 am

there's quit i few i like!!!

i missed one of my favorites: the diesel fuel,

when can we buy them?

Title: Re: Scented candles for men
Post by: dirts on March 07, 2012, 04:42:23 am

Aphrodisiacs that will drive the women crazy.  A mans got to make sure its that special night to light those candles.  Woo Wee. Those are some real attention getters. You missed one scent and thats the honeymoon is over scented candle or when your not on the saw.  Wood dust Scent.  The possibilities are endless and just thinking about new scents has opened new doors and windows of opportunity.  Boy before a man puts a flame to the wick he better have his Paisley trapdoor long johns with the feet on them for the action thats about to happen.

Title: Re: Scented candles for men
Post by: Al W on March 07, 2012, 09:46:25 am

Some good ones in there.    How about black powder - after you shoot?   Love it.

Title: Re: Scented candles for men
Post by: J,Hamilton on March 07, 2012, 06:58:34 pm

Liquid Smoke cologne will be a wonderful finishing touch.

Title: Re: Scented candles for men
Post by: mrsn on March 07, 2012, 09:04:09 pm

I agree with Marcellarius, diesel should make the list

Title: Re: Scented candles for men
Post by: chief on March 08, 2012, 01:03:57 am

What about used gear oil?  You will have the smell for months.

Title: Re: Scented candles for men
Post by: chelcass on March 08, 2012, 12:51:28 pm

How about:

fresh cut grass
the interior of a brand new car....ahhhhh that leather smell

Title: Re: Scented candles for men
Post by: stipes on March 08, 2012, 01:01:14 pm

+1 on Chainsaw exhaust. Nothing like smelling a 2 stroke in the morning!