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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: cdrover(Clyde) on March 05, 2012, 03:54:15 pm

Title: My contribution to your day
Post by: cdrover(Clyde) on March 05, 2012, 03:54:15 pm

I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner!
 
I use shampoo in the shower!
 
When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and
 Printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning,
 "FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY."
 No wonder I have been gaining weight!
 Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and
 
I am going to start showering with Dawn dish soap instead it's label
 reads,
 "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."
 
Problem solved!
 
If I don't answer the phone
 
I'll be in the shower...


Have a great day ;D

Title: Re: My contribution to your day
Post by: newfie on March 05, 2012, 04:34:34 pm

LOL good one.

Title: Re: My contribution to your day
Post by: Keefie on March 05, 2012, 05:07:27 pm

I like that one lol, just forwarded it to friends on my email list

Title: Re: My contribution to your day
Post by: wombatie on March 06, 2012, 12:24:42 am

Read this one lots of times and I still like it.

Marg

Title: Re: My contribution to your day
Post by: daliclimbs on March 06, 2012, 11:19:02 pm

LOL. If only it were that easy.

Title: Re: My contribution to your day
Post by: Marcellarius on March 07, 2012, 02:23:58 am

very nice!! have to remember that.