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Title: Hospital Sponge Bath
Post by: Keefie on February 24, 2012, 05:04:20 am
 

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask
over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial
sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to
wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles
black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from
worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back
the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the
other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir.
They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very
slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very
closely: Are - my - test - results - back?"

 
 
Title: Re: Hospital Sponge Bath
Post by: iggygiles on February 24, 2012, 05:48:07 am
     Nice one Keith, Now what did I do with that mask??
Title: Re: Hospital Sponge Bath
Post by: newfie on February 24, 2012, 06:01:57 am
LOL
Title: Re: Hospital Sponge Bath
Post by: Russ C on February 24, 2012, 06:56:05 am
 :o  :o  :o  ROFLMBO  :D  :D  :D
Title: Re: Hospital Sponge Bath
Post by: GrayBeard on February 24, 2012, 10:10:58 am
Almost! got the monitor again!

That is one I have not heard and it will be added to my collection!

~~~GB~~~
Title: Re: Hospital Sponge Bath
Post by: boxmaker on February 24, 2012, 10:32:44 pm
You got me, that was a good one.  :o :o :o
Title: Re: Hospital Sponge Bath
Post by: daliclimbs on February 24, 2012, 11:24:04 pm
LOL... that's a good one!
Title: Re: Hospital Sponge Bath
Post by: wombatie on February 25, 2012, 12:03:33 am
 :D :D :D :D

Marg
Title: Re: Hospital Sponge Bath
Post by: Gabby on February 29, 2012, 11:43:23 pm
It's been a little too soon to be funny just yet, some of those nurses or aides could be less than gentle when conducting clean up, ripping in from behind with a cold wet sanitary disposable wipe, fore sure get's your attention!
Gabby