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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: Keefie on February 24, 2012, 05:04:20 am
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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask
over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial
sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to
wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles
black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from
worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back
the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the
other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir.
They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very
slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very
closely: Are - my - test - results - back?"
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Nice one Keith, Now what did I do with that mask??
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LOL
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:o :o :o ROFLMBO :D :D :D
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Almost! got the monitor again!
That is one I have not heard and it will be added to my collection!
~~~GB~~~
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You got me, that was a good one. :o :o :o
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LOL... that's a good one!
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:D :D :D :D
Marg
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It's been a little too soon to be funny just yet, some of those nurses or aides could be less than gentle when conducting clean up, ripping in from behind with a cold wet sanitary disposable wipe, fore sure get's your attention!
Gabby