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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: iggygiles on February 24, 2012, 03:54:30 am

Title: The new girlfriend.
Post by: iggygiles on February 24, 2012, 03:54:30 am

          A young man took his new blonde girlfriend out for the night, cinema and a few drinks etc then on the way home ?as you do, pulled up in a quiet lane and after a quick fumbling session said to her, ?Get in the back?. ?NO?. She replied. ?Oh go on, get in the back?.  He asked again. ?NO?. She said again sharply. ?Why not, he asked, I thought you liked me?. ?Oh I do she said, I think you are really cute, that's why I want to stay in the front with you?.   

Title: Re: The new girlfriend.
Post by: Keefie on February 24, 2012, 05:00:26 am

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: The new girlfriend.
Post by: Russ C on February 24, 2012, 06:54:10 am

Ok, that one had a lot of corn with it LOL.  ::)  ::)  ::)

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Post by: GrayBeard on February 24, 2012, 10:12:37 am

G R O A N E R ! ! !

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Post by: Graywolf on February 24, 2012, 10:20:51 am

AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!

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Post by: dgman on February 24, 2012, 12:37:48 pm

I think we need a corn cob icon here!

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Post by: wombatie on February 24, 2012, 11:58:52 pm

Oooh Iggy.............. :)

Marg

Title: Re: The new girlfriend.
Post by: iggygiles on February 25, 2012, 03:42:07 am

     Yes it was a bit wet, my dad told me that and he died 40 years ago lol