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Title: The Book
Post by: iggygiles on February 23, 2012, 07:17:17 pm

          Sister Mary Louise is teaching her class how to write a book and goes to great lengths to explain that a book must have a little religion, a little sex and a huge mystery. She then asks them to work out a plot and start on the first chapter, and reminds them again, a little religion, a little sex and a big mystery. After 5mins, the blonde in the class put her hand up and said. ?Finished sister?. Sister in disbelief asked her to read it out to the class, whereupon the girl stood up and read. ?My God, I?m pregnant, who done it? 

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Post by: Mainewoods on February 23, 2012, 07:24:16 pm

 :D :D :D

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Post by: Keefie on February 23, 2012, 07:26:51 pm

I love it  ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: newfie on February 23, 2012, 08:20:19 pm

LOL

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Post by: Al W on February 23, 2012, 09:54:15 pm

Good one.   And I am willing to bet the mystery won't get solved...... ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Russ C on February 23, 2012, 09:56:25 pm

ROFLMBO  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D

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Post by: daliclimbs on February 23, 2012, 11:09:07 pm

LOL....  ;D

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Post by: yyyyyguy on February 23, 2012, 11:35:16 pm

Can't wait for the sequel to come out  :-\

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Post by: wombatie on February 24, 2012, 01:10:31 am

ROFLMBO  :D :D :D :D :D :D

Marg

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Post by: Rover2 on February 24, 2012, 11:46:48 am

Thats a good one :) :) :)

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Post by: GrayBeard on February 24, 2012, 12:38:32 pm

I remember that girl (sat next to me in class) and the nun was a hoot! You should have read HER comments!

~~~GB~~~