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Title: "Clean" humor!
Post by: GrayBeard on January 26, 2012, 01:44:37 pm
Here's a little "CLEAN" humor with a good moral ...


The Pastor's Ass

A Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race
again, and it won again.


The local paper read:


PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race...


The next day, the local paper headline read:   


BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the Pastor to get rid
of the donkey..


The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby Convent..

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:


NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted!

He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she
sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the papers read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The Bishop was buried the next day.


The moral of the story is ....
Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery. It can even shorten your life..

..So be yourself and enjoy life to the fullest.

Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!

Have a nice day!
And remember... sharing is caring!
Title: Re: "Clean" humor!
Post by: jason03151980 on January 26, 2012, 02:09:47 pm
thats one heck od a ass story lol hahaha thanks for sharing
Title: Re: "Clean" humor!
Post by: Russ C on January 26, 2012, 04:02:21 pm
A little asinine if you ask me. LMBO  :D  :D  :D.
Title: Re: "Clean" humor!
Post by: wombatie on January 27, 2012, 01:17:47 am
 :o  Just shows Bishops should mind their own ass.   :D :D :D

Marg
Title: Re: "Clean" humor!
Post by: J,Hamilton on January 27, 2012, 06:46:56 am
The Bishop couldn't find his ass with both hands.
Title: Re: "Clean" humor!
Post by: Mainewoods on January 27, 2012, 07:59:14 pm
 ;D
Title: Re: "Clean" humor!
Post by: Marcellarius on January 28, 2012, 04:09:23 am
LOL,

learned some English today without ass-king   ;)