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Title: See you at the river
Post by: slowcutter on January 25, 2012, 10:47:57 am

HYMN # 365


This is too funny - but I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it.

A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
Sermon complete, he sat down...
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song,
Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'

Smile - life is too short not to!!

 If this brightened your day
Don't let it stop here
Pass it on with a smile
Keep spreading the Cheer.

See you at the river !!



 

Title: Re: See you at the river
Post by: jason03151980 on January 25, 2012, 11:25:44 am

hahah thats a good one lol

Title: Re: See you at the river
Post by: Marcellarius on January 25, 2012, 12:44:53 pm

LOL, great!!!  :D ;D :D

next to the greatness of this joke you named one of my great hymns.
I like the version of my favorite artist most .
so for those of you who don't know the song here it is (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWsyMCkTqDI)

Title: Re: See you at the river
Post by: Keefie on January 25, 2012, 01:59:24 pm

anyone know which river it was, I want to go there lol

Title: Re: See you at the river
Post by: Russ C on January 25, 2012, 08:18:57 pm

Yes, we'll gather at the river,
   the beautiful, the beautiful river;
   gather with the saints at the river
   that flows of alcohol.  :D

Yes, once you drink at the river,
        the beautiful, the beautiful river;
   drink with the saints at the river
        And no worries you will have at all.  :o

Sorry, couldn't resist.  ::)  ::)  ::)

Title: Re: See you at the river
Post by: termite on January 25, 2012, 11:38:41 pm

beautiful song. loved the flute

Title: Re: See you at the river
Post by: wombatie on January 26, 2012, 01:16:23 am

 :D :D :D LMBO.

Marg