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Title: Scotch with 2 drops of water....
Post by: GrayBeard on January 20, 2012, 05:12:43 pm
 
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two
Drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says,
 
'I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today..'
 
The bartender says, 'Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink.
In fact, this one is on me.'
 As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, 'I would
Like to buy you a drink, too.'
 
The old woman says, 'Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two
Drops of water.'
 
'Coming up,' says the bartender
 
As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says, 'I would like to
Buy you one, too.'
 
The old woman says, 'Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with
Two drops of water.'
 
'Coming right up,' the bartender says.
 
As he gives her the drink, he says, 'Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity. Why
The Scotch with only two drops of water?'
 
 
The old woman replies, 'Sonny, when you're my age, you've learned how
To hold your liquor. Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue.'
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Post by: Keefie on January 20, 2012, 05:37:59 pm
 ;D ;D ;D lol, my problem exactly
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Post by: rob roy on January 20, 2012, 07:12:43 pm
How true GB. You have a few more years of experience than me lol. Your Kilted friend.
Rob Roy.
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Post by: Russ C on January 20, 2012, 07:55:44 pm
 :D  :D  :D LMBO  :o  :o  :o
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Post by: J,Hamilton on January 21, 2012, 10:18:35 pm
My S.O. and I howled over this one.
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Post by: jason03151980 on January 21, 2012, 11:17:30 pm
nice one hahaha lol
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Post by: Crabbyboater on January 22, 2012, 11:54:37 am
Ho boy, is that true.  Sorry to say that I have personal knowledge!

John
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Post by: wombatie on January 23, 2012, 12:42:47 am
 :D :D :D :D :D LOL

Marg