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Title: Pastor goes to the dentist
Post by: ChuckD on January 17, 2012, 10:29:37 pm

A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes. The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes. The following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes.

The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and they asked him what happened.

The Pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn't talk for more than 8 minutes. The second Sunday his gums hurt too much to talk for more than 10 minutes. But, the third Sunday, he put his
wife's teeth in by mistake and he couldn't shut up....:)
 

Title: Re: Pastor goes to the dentist
Post by: jason03151980 on January 18, 2012, 12:18:33 am

nice one lol

Title: Re: Pastor goes to the dentist
Post by: GrayBeard on January 18, 2012, 12:33:20 am

F U N N Y ! ! !

~~~GB~~~

Title: Re: Pastor goes to the dentist
Post by: wombatie on January 18, 2012, 12:45:06 am

No comment.  ::) :D :D :D

Title: Re: Pastor goes to the dentist
Post by: Gabby on January 18, 2012, 02:15:08 am

Good one Chuck didn't see that one coming!   ;D ;D
Gabby

Title: Re: Pastor goes to the dentist
Post by: Russ C on January 18, 2012, 02:28:44 am

My, my, my, LMBO  :D  :D  :D

Title: Re: Pastor goes to the dentist
Post by: J,Hamilton on January 18, 2012, 04:19:21 am

I wonder how his gums felt after all that chatter. Nice one.

Title: Re: Pastor goes to the dentist
Post by: Keefie on January 18, 2012, 11:59:16 am

brilliant LMBO ;D ;D

Title: Re: Pastor goes to the dentist
Post by: rob roy on January 18, 2012, 06:17:51 pm

Hi Chuck, I think my wife has a set of teeth like that!!!.
Rob Roy.

Title: Re: Pastor goes to the dentist
Post by: ChuckD on January 19, 2012, 11:57:29 pm

Mine does too, only they don't come out!!.  :D