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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on January 13, 2012, 03:35:30 pm
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A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:
"I usually don't do this on the first date."
"Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!"
"Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
"Can you hear me now?"
"Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
"You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
"Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
"You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out, you put your left and in and you shake it all about...."
"Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
"If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"
"Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
"You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
And the best one of them all...
"Could you write a note for my wife saying that, in your considered medical opinion, my head is not up there?"
~~~GB~~~
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Boy GB, That's a crappy topic! ::) ::) ;D ;D
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LOL.. that takes jokes to a " hole" other level.. sorry that was a cheesy pun.. ;D
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Just what I needed to hear today. My colonoscopy is Monday morning- got to be there at 7 am. Not looking forward to the "prep" Sunday.
MIKE
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lol great joke
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Ewwwwww, funny but not a good topic, crappy like Dan said.. :o :o :o
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It's not so much that I mind a camera shoved where the sun don't shine, but it's that damned tripod they mount it on that hurts!!!
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I LOVED the last one that appealed to my sense of humor. :D :D :D :D
Marg
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My Bride said she wouldn't believe it if she got such a note..:(