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Title: Comments made by patients during Colonoscopy examinations....
Post by: GrayBeard on January 13, 2012, 03:35:30 pm
A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:

"I usually don't do this on the first date."

"Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!"

"Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

"Can you hear me now?"

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

"You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

"Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

"You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out, you put your left and in and you shake it all about...."

"Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

"If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"

"Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

"You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

And the best one of them all...

"Could you write a note for my wife saying that, in your considered medical opinion, my head is not up there?"

~~~GB~~~
Title: Re: Comments made by patients during Colonoscopy examinations....
Post by: dgman on January 13, 2012, 04:30:14 pm
Boy GB, That's a crappy topic! ::) ::) ;D ;D
Title: Re: Comments made by patients during Colonoscopy examinations....
Post by: daliclimbs on January 13, 2012, 04:35:11 pm
LOL.. that takes jokes to a " hole" other level.. sorry that was a cheesy pun..  ;D
Title: Re: Comments made by patients during Colonoscopy examinations....
Post by: Mr.Mike on January 13, 2012, 05:58:08 pm
Just what I needed to hear today. My colonoscopy is Monday morning- got to be there at 7 am. Not looking forward to the "prep" Sunday.

                                      MIKE
Title: Re: Comments made by patients during Colonoscopy examinations....
Post by: jason03151980 on January 13, 2012, 05:59:49 pm
lol great joke
Title: Re: Comments made by patients during Colonoscopy examinations....
Post by: Russ C on January 13, 2012, 06:02:14 pm
Ewwwwww, funny but not a good topic, crappy like Dan said..  :o  :o  :o
Title: Re: Comments made by patients during Colonoscopy examinations....
Post by: Keefie on January 13, 2012, 06:14:44 pm
It's not so much that I mind  a camera shoved where the sun don't shine, but it's that damned tripod they mount it on that hurts!!!
Title: Re: Comments made by patients during Colonoscopy examinations....
Post by: wombatie on January 14, 2012, 01:52:15 am
I LOVED the last one that appealed to my sense of humor.   :D :D :D :D

Marg 
Title: Re: Comments made by patients during Colonoscopy examinations....
Post by: ChuckD on January 15, 2012, 12:13:34 am
My Bride said she wouldn't believe it if she got such a note..:(