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Title: Golf
Post by: Keefie on January 12, 2012, 01:40:45 pm

A golfer and his wife walked into a dentist's reception...
The Golfer said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one hell of a hurry. I have two mates sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anaesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it! We have a 10:00am tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already... I don't have time to wait for the anaesthetic to work!”
The dentist thought to himself, ‘My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain.’
So the dentist asked him, "Which tooth is it, sir?"
The man turned to his wife and replied, "Open your mouth dear, and show him"!

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: daliclimbs on January 12, 2012, 06:53:32 pm

LOL.  ;D

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Post by: Russ C on January 12, 2012, 07:04:47 pm

That just ain't right. LMBO  ::)  ::)  ::)  ::)  ::)  ::)  ::)

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: golfman on January 12, 2012, 07:22:56 pm

I understand

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Post by: jason03151980 on January 12, 2012, 09:44:29 pm

hahaha lol thats a good one

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Post by: yyyyyguy on January 12, 2012, 09:46:35 pm

OK...I'm laughing

Title: Re: Golf
Post by: wombatie on January 13, 2012, 12:11:41 am

LOL  :D :D :D :D

Marg