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Title: Italian wedding test
Post by: Gabby on January 11, 2012, 07:54:14 pm

I was a very happy man. My beautiful Italian girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me: Her gorgeous younger sister.
 
My future sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and usually was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
 
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
 
I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, ?I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to, just come up and get me.?
 
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
 
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
 
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, ?We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.?
 
 
 
And the moral of this story is:
 
 



 
 
 
Always keep your condoms in your car.

Title: Re: Italian wedding test
Post by: Russ C on January 11, 2012, 08:01:13 pm

Oh but yes, it will save your behind all the time. LMBO  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D

Title: Re: Italian wedding test
Post by: Unknotted on January 11, 2012, 09:56:49 pm

What a naughty boy!!  but funny :)

Title: Re: Italian wedding test
Post by: jason03151980 on January 11, 2012, 11:18:18 pm

hahaha that is to funny

Title: Re: Italian wedding test
Post by: Gabby on January 12, 2012, 12:29:18 am

Quote from: Unknotted on January 11, 2012, 09:56:49 pm

What a naughty boy!!  but funny :)

So who is naughty?
He ran the right direction!
I just posted his story.
Hummm do you have a naughty mind?
LOL
Just kidding around, you will find I have  a wierd sense of humor so don't take it personally.
I just wish I'd been so lucky, I always ran the wrong direction. LMBO
Gabby

Title: Re: Italian wedding test
Post by: wombatie on January 12, 2012, 12:31:29 am

ROFLMBO very very funny,  ::) :D :D

Marg

Title: Re: Italian wedding test
Post by: GrayBeard on January 12, 2012, 12:41:21 am

That story has a 'genuine HOOK'!

Great story, Gabby! I will be passing it on.....

Speaking of running the wrong way...that's what we used to say about firefighters...
Gotta be something basically different about guys and gals who run INTO a burning building when everyone else is running out!

~~~GB~~~

Title: Re: Italian wedding test
Post by: Keefie on January 12, 2012, 08:33:22 am

I liked that so much I sent it to some of my Italian friends lol

Title: Re: Italian wedding test
Post by: daliclimbs on January 12, 2012, 09:50:59 am

LOL!  ;D that's flippin funny!