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Title: Magic mirror
Post by: wombatie on January 09, 2012, 12:47:03 am

An old lady goes to a market and buys a magic mirror.  When she gets it home she stands it up in her bedroom and looks at herself in it.  Her husband is watching her from outside the door.  Suddenly she says "Magic mirror on the floor make me the most beautiful of them all" Puff suddenly she is tall, blonde and extremely shapely.  When she walks away her husband goes up the mirror and says "Magic mirror on the floor make my willie touch the floor", and puff his legs fall off.

Marg

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Post by: Keefie on January 09, 2012, 05:49:39 am

Now that was funny lol

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Post by: Russ C on January 09, 2012, 08:10:47 am

Oh my, LMBO  :D  :D  :D

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Post by: Unknotted on January 09, 2012, 08:35:54 am

Awww, poor woman, now she's beautiful and her hubby...well, he won't be able to keep up with her.

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Post by: Russ C on January 09, 2012, 08:48:10 am

He will be doing a lot more laying around from now on.  ::)  ::)  ::)

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Post by: daliclimbs on January 09, 2012, 09:30:16 am

LOL.... ;D! That's pretty darn funny!

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Post by: newfie on January 09, 2012, 09:58:55 am

LOL

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Post by: rob roy on January 09, 2012, 07:09:01 pm

As far as I can see the poor man has not got a leg to stand on. Or possibly ONE.
Rob Roy

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Post by: ChuckD on January 11, 2012, 02:27:35 pm

At least she will know where he is, Right where she puts him.  :)