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Title: "Senior Texting"
Post by: GrayBeard on January 06, 2012, 12:08:15 pm

Texting for Seniors

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).
If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.

Please pass this on to your children and grandchildren so they can understand your text messages

ATD - At The Doctor's
BFF - Best Friend Fainted
BTW - Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM - Covered By Medicare
CGU - Can't get up
CUATSC - See You At The Senior Center
DWI - Driving While Incontinent
FWB - Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
FYI - Found Your Insulin
GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA - Got Heartburn Again
HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL - Living On Lipitor

Title: Re: "Senior Texting"
Post by: Russ C on January 06, 2012, 12:28:05 pm

LMBO, I wiil have to remember a few of those.  :D  :D  :D

Title: Re: "Senior Texting"
Post by: Keefie on January 06, 2012, 01:57:09 pm

lol, I could use a few of those.

Title: Re: "Senior Texting"
Post by: Unknotted on January 06, 2012, 04:29:26 pm

This cracked me up.  But what about OMG?  Outta My Geritol, maybe?

Title: Re: "Senior Texting"
Post by: rob roy on January 06, 2012, 07:30:13 pm

Hi GrayBeard, thanks for giving me a good laugh.From your FWB.
Rob Roy.

Title: Re: "Senior Texting"
Post by: rob roy on January 06, 2012, 07:38:57 pm

Hi again GrayBeard, FTM LOL.
Rob Roy.

Title: Re: "Senior Texting"
Post by: daliclimbs on January 06, 2012, 08:56:23 pm

LOL. GB you always got something up your sleeve for a good laugh..

Title: Re: "Senior Texting"
Post by: wombatie on January 07, 2012, 01:55:26 am

Brilliant.   :D :D :D

Marg

Title: Re: "Senior Texting"
Post by: GrayBeard on January 07, 2012, 02:00:06 am

That is only "A" thru "L"!

How about some additional acronyms!

~~~GB~~~

Title: Re: "Senior Texting"
Post by: Marcellarius on January 07, 2012, 05:10:08 am

great GB, thanks for a laugh