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Title: Cahoots
Post by: Gabby on December 11, 2011, 12:23:53 am

In Cahoots

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots.
Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with
someone.

I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have
to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my
friends, family and work.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not
too much on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not
to visit there too often.

I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.

Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin
flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

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Title: Re: Cahoots
Post by: rob roy on December 11, 2011, 04:15:34 am

Hi gabby, that's quite a clever piece, but I noticed the author didn't mention in Continent.Ho Ho Ho as Santa would say lol.
R. R.

Title: Re: Cahoots
Post by: Gabby on December 11, 2011, 04:25:57 am

I suspect he was trying to keep it CLEAN!
LOL
Gabby

Title: Re: Cahoots
Post by: Russ C on December 11, 2011, 11:05:26 am

Good one, LMBO  :D  :D  :D

Title: Re: Cahoots
Post by: daliclimbs on December 11, 2011, 12:25:08 pm

LOL.

Title: Re: Cahoots
Post by: wombatie on December 12, 2011, 12:01:31 am

 :D LOL  :D

Marg

Title: Re: Cahoots
Post by: supershingler on December 12, 2011, 02:58:42 pm

IM PRETTY SURE THIS IS A GEORGE CARLIN COMEY ROUTINE. 
STILL FUNNY NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU HEAR OR READ IT