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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: Russ C on December 01, 2011, 08:26:35 am

Title: Bar Joke
Post by: Russ C on December 01, 2011, 08:26:35 am

I don't remember if this one has been posted but it gave me a laugh. :D

Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said the first guy. "Bet you $10 he won't," said the second guy.

Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second guy hands the first guy the money.

"I can't take your money," said the first guy. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news." "No, no. Take it," said the second guy. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!

Title: Re: Bar Joke
Post by: GrayBeard on December 01, 2011, 08:51:03 am

That sounds like it should be a "Blonde Bar Story"!

~~~GB~~~

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Post by: slowcutter on December 01, 2011, 09:05:29 am

Leave my son out of this.









LOL

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Post by: Marcellarius on December 01, 2011, 09:52:02 am

LOL....

bet the first one told the second guys: lets do this again, so come back tomorrow.....

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Post by: Judy Hunter on December 01, 2011, 10:10:57 am

Made me and the bird laugh ;D Thanks, I needed that  ;D

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Post by: wombatie on December 02, 2011, 01:02:17 am

OHHHH   ::)   :D

Marg