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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on November 10, 2011, 09:22:01 pm
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CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife? He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own . so does she.
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Yuck!
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That will teach her. LMBO ::) ::) ::)
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Any guy who is married knows he is going to eventually lose that battle. It's all a matter of supply and demand. He can demand all he wants, but she has the critical supply.
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ROFLMAO