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Title: poopie joke
Post by: spiderman on November 10, 2011, 07:29:53 pm

poopie list


These are the types of poope:

GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.

SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!

Title: Re: poopie joke
Post by: scrollgirl on November 10, 2011, 07:43:30 pm

I saw this before but I laugh every time I read it.  Why is "poopie" so funny anyway????????

Sheila :D

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Post by: spiderman on November 10, 2011, 07:49:13 pm

i don't know why it the same way when some one farts  just funny i guess...

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Post by: Marcellarius on November 11, 2011, 09:17:27 am

LOL,

you forgot the famous  " PRAIRIEDOG POOPIE": the poopie  will come out a bit and then goes back in (several times)

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Post by: newfie on November 11, 2011, 04:06:29 pm

ROFLMFAO hey Marrcel around here thats what we call a "turtle head" poking in and out of it's shell LOL

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Post by: yyyyyguy on November 11, 2011, 04:18:58 pm

I'm sorry but this is a really "crappie" post!!

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Post by: dgman on November 11, 2011, 07:50:30 pm

Yeah, it really "stinks"! ;D

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Post by: Russ C on November 13, 2011, 07:43:12 am

If you think it stinks now, wait till it hits the fan.  ::)  ::)  ::)